28th March 2005 - 11:05:44 AM |
12916 : marcos |
para ti con mucho cariño |
28th March 2005 - 12:47:13 PM |
12917 : ventasperu.tk |
http://www.ventasperu.tk |
28th March 2005 - 01:11:57 PM |
12918 : Princess Peussie |
THIS IS ALL GARBAGE. |
28th March 2005 - 02:29:55 PM |
12919 : http://maturepussy.sexwsex.com http://maturepussy. |
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28th March 2005 - 04:05:47 PM |
12921 : Me |
I know who you are. You are friends of Dustin. Quit putting dumb stuff on this website. This is serious. No smoking cigarettes. |
28th March 2005 - 04:08:28 PM |
12922 : Elizabeth Berkley |
I'm the only star from SBTB. I can dance, and act. I have a broad range of emotions I can portray. And I can do some serious damage with my choppers. |
28th March 2005 - 05:54:37 PM |
12923 : Laci in Charlotte, N.C. |
Have you wished for a way to find out what a "Tantric Experience" is like? I would love to be your personal guide. I pride myself on giving extreme pleasure, never pain. We would start our session with wine and conversation. After getting acquainted we move on to the massage, in a darkened, candle lit room with warm oil and soft music. It's important for me to make a friend and teach you the delights of Tantra, so I will do everything in my power to make this a mind blowing experience for you. AGE: 49 Years Old STATUS: Single LOCATION: Charlotte Area, North Carolina AVAILABILITY: 7 Days a week Incall/Outcall (outcall possible but not encouraged) SMOKE: No - light smokers OK DRINK: Fine wine and Cosmoplitans DRUGS: No drugs - Please don't visit under the influence Healthy and want to stay that way, safety is a must and I make it a priority am a true southern lady! I grew up in middle Tennessee, went to college in Virginia at a fine "ladies" school, and lived for quite My clients will find that my sessions are quite unique...I don't allow a clock in the room :) I believe that it takes as long as it takes, and that every moment we are together is to be cherished. We will start our session with a refreshment and conversation. This way we can get very comfortable with the physical presence of each other. Then we will move to the massage table where I will pamper you with warm organic oil and a body rub that will leave your knees weak. My average session is 2 hours, and there is time to pass on my knowledge as well as be playful. I never ever schedule appointments close together, and guard my clients privacy with fervor. Tantric thought is that the journey should be enjoyed as much or more than the destination, so I strive to make every moment precious and eventful. The theory of Tantric massage is that a person should be sublimely relaxed before being brought slowly...very slowly...back into their sexuality. At the end of our session I want you, the client, to feel totally relaxed, and rejuvinated...ready to face the rest of your day. I offer a warm shower if desired after your session. I do offer four-handed rubs...either with another male or another female. I love working one on one with both men and women. Ladies are more hesitant to pamper themselves in this way, but I would love to reach out and offer you an experience to remember. Couples massage is a special treat for me...I love doing it. I hope that at the end of the session I have taught a couple enough, that they will take the knowledge home and be able to relive the session over and over again. On request, a session can be video-taped for a couple. Think of this for an anniversary or birthday present for your spouse. **Note on age requirement: I find that I connect better with older people in search of sophisticated pleasure. I generally limit my minimum age to 35, since I am 49. I do not have a maximum age...I think if you are older and still interested, I am very interested in you. If you are under 35 and still desiring my services, you will have to prove to me that you are mature and sophisticated for consideration. Thank you. Laci Short Tantra Session (1hr) 0 Extended Tantra Session (2hrs) 5 Sacred Spot Massage male or female 5 Couples Tantric session/or Four-Handed Tantric Session 0 Tips are not expected but greatly appreciated :) P.S. I also enjoy receiving flowers! E-mail: lacimistress4u@aol.com This form is designed as a way for me to get to know you better. The information submitted to me will allow me to tailor our session to meet your needs. When contacting me please keep the following in mind: Appointments are hopefully scheduled at least a day in advance, but sometimes same day is available. My normal operational hours are between 9 am and 9 pm seven days a week...please do not expect me to call you back in the middle of the night. When leaving a message, do NOT leave vulgar and suggestive messages or I will not call you back. I am a lady and I do NOT tolerate trash talk. Just complete this form. Click on Submit when ready to send. |
28th March 2005 - 06:56:41 PM |
12924 : Diana Bentworth |
LACI, YOU ARE ONE FUCKING JIVE ARTIST. TANTRIC MASSAGE. FUCK! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW TANTRIC MASSAGE IF YOU HAD A SWOLLEN COCK UP YOUR ASS AND ONE DOWN YOUR THROAT. I LOVE YOUR PRICES TOO.....BUT WHY DOES IT COST SO MUCH FOR YOU TO WHACK A GUY OFF? YOU THINK ANYONE HERE IN THIS KINDERGARTEN SITE HAS ENOUGH MONEY FOR LUBE? GET REAL, SLUT AND TAKE YOU AD SOME OTHER PLACE. WHAT A FRAUD!!!!!! |
28th March 2005 - 07:05:26 PM |
12925 : Black Velvet |
hey there! i was looking around and i found this.. so um... yeah, hi...anyways, i wanted to know, any one know of any good HIM or villve valo chat rooms, in ENGLISH?? cause all are in another language. Thanks for your time!, Black Velvet |
28th March 2005 - 08:02:10 PM |
12926 : Vabrina Vaqzeuz |
Dump some shit one Laci's dumbass head! is that cunt for real????? |
28th March 2005 - 08:14:07 PM |
12927 : Laci in Charlotte, N.C. |
Oh, Diana. Is it my fault that men still find me incredibly sexy and desirable even in the late bloom of my feminine life? Perhaps you need to pry your crusty, frigid snatch off your La-Z-Boy recliner you've had perched in front of your computer all day and get off the internet for a while. Sounds to me not only are you jealous of my free expression of sexuality, but you probably just need a good, hard man-sausage to get your frustration out. Or, hell, give me a call. I'm a member in good standing with the Sisterhood of Sappho. Stop watching Maury Povich and eating frozen cookie dough all day and come join the rest of us before you wind up like those shut-ins who grow so incredibly fat that when they die, the undertaker hires a wrecing crew to break down the wall of their house just to get them out with a crane. |
28th March 2005 - 08:20:37 PM |
12928 : Laci in Charlotte, N.C. |
Same goes for you, Vabrina, my dear. A hour with me and I'll have your toes curling like the Wicked Witch of the East. |
28th March 2005 - 08:46:21 PM |
12929 : James Conlie |
Come on Laci, we can see that cock hanging there between your swollen legs and that small set of balls. Don't fuck with the DUSTIN GANG, and get the fuck outta here. THIS isn't a SLUT SITE. OK? or are you too fucking dumb? Groove on, Lazy and get a job like sweeping streets! |
28th March 2005 - 10:29:37 PM |
12930 : Ox |
Screech, remember that episode where your Bayside class visited downtown LA to check out some different businesses as part of a 'Career Day'? Remember when they used the 'buddy system' and paired you up with Zack and Slater? Remember when you walked past the downtown library and saw all of the bums and made fun of them to Zack and Slater? Remember when Slater said "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU ZUBAZ-WEARING FAGGOT!!!!" Remember when you got scared and started crying? Remember when Slater kicked you in the back and told you to go away? Remember when you ran to the back side of the library with your skinny little arms flailing in the wind? Remember when you walked past a row of dumpsters behind the library? Remember when you were sobbing loudly and got scared when you thought you heard something moving in one of the dumpsters? Remember when you went in for a closer look? Remember when you looking in one of the dumpsters and saw two smelly and diseased bums pulling a train with actor Andy Dick? Remember when this sight turned you on, so you pulled out your penis and started masturbating? Remember when someone put a hand on your shoulder and you felt uneasy? Remember when you said "excuse me, sir?" Remember when the man smashed your face into the edge of the dumpster and you fell over? Remember when you looked up and realized that a smelly bum had done this? Remember when the bum whistled and the lids on two of the dumpsters were flung open, revealing many naked men in the middle of a homosexual orgy? Remember when you recognized Mr. Belding and Zack's dad as two of the men participating in the gay orgy with some bums? Remember when Mr. Belding walked over to you and you though he would be your savior? Remember when he bent over and you thought he was going to help you up? Remember when instead of helping you, he sat on your face, draped his nuts on your face for a heavy pair of Arabian goggles, and unleashed a torrent of diarrhea into your mouth? Remember when Belding got up and one of the bums kicked you in the junk? Remember when Zack's dad walked over and said "let me clean you up" as he whipped out his penis and pissed in your mouth? Remember when Belding whipped out his middle-aged cock and pissed on your head? Remember when one of the bums unleashed an HIV+ shit on your chest and another bum picked up the shit and shoved it in your mouth? Remember when a second bum cleaned his dirty asshole with your poofy and urine-soaked afro? Remember when Belding, Zack's dad, and the bums finally finished with you and then walked off, leaving you for dead? Remember when you heard some uncontrollable laughter and saw Zack and Slater walking toward you with a video camera? Remember when you said "why didn't you guys help me?" Remember when they said "shut up FAGGOT!!! We're going to sell video of this on the Internet!!!" Remember when you said you were going to tell the police? Remember when Slater said "if you do that, we'll post these pictures on the Internet" as they showed you two pictures, one of which showed you tossing Mr. Belding's salad, and the other of which showed Zack and Slater pulling a train with Mrs. Powers? Remember when Zack and Slater did sell the tape on the Internet, but they registered their business in your name? Remember when the police thought you were selling the videotape and sent you to jail for distributing child pornography? You sure got screwed over that time!! |
28th March 2005 - 11:09:56 PM |
12931 : Greg Upski |
Dustin you fag, JESE MAN>>>JESUS RULES FOR FUCKING SURE>>>>>>BEND AND SMILE DUStin |
28th March 2005 - 11:19:57 PM |
12932 : |
screech, did you really star in a gay porno called "screech's sausagefest"????? |
28th March 2005 - 11:26:47 PM |
12933 : |
http://www.truechristian.com/forums/ Pastor Jim now has forums |
29th March 2005 - 02:15:56 AM |
12934 : |
screech, i would pay to watch mr. belding donkey punch u. xoxo a.c. slater |
29th March 2005 - 07:18:27 AM |
12935 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
Screech, remember the time you first realised you had feelings for Mr. Belding? Remember how it was after we'd had computer club, and you and I were walking down the corridor of Bayside, when we saw Belding strutting towards us? Remember how he had a bad Village People mustache and was wearing a brown corduroy suit with a pink shirt, wide lapels and slightly flared trousers? Remember how you were stopped short by his beauty, and stood there with your mouth agape? Remember how your teeny-tiny little cock went instantaneously hard? Remember how you had a major crush on him for a few weeks, until one day you finally decided to go to his office and come clean? Remember how you burst through the door of his office and walked in, only to see Belding ass-fucking Slater over his desk? Remember how the sight was so arousing, you shouted 'ZOIKS! I'M GONNA CUMMM!!' and pulled down your pants and immediately blew your load all over the two of them without even touching yourself? Continued... |