| 03rd April 2005 - 08:29:39 PM |
| 13016 : Report |
| this board reeks of despair and desperation. Started by fallbacktostone at 04-03-2005 2:46 PM. Topic has 25 replies. Relapse Records » Relapse Bulleti... » Relapse Records » this board reeks of despair and desperation. Search Today, 2:46 PM fallbacktostone Joined on 06-04-2002 tallahassee, fla Posts 653 this board reeks of despair and desperation. it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. Report Today, 2:52 PM spacehamster Joined on 08-03-2003 Zürich, Switzerland Posts 2,072 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. I'm sorry, we already have a Robert. He doesn't really post here anymore, but you're still not supplanting him. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- eyes see red - putting the shpadoinkle back in Death Metal since 1996. "There is nothing cool or impressive about drums that sound like a baby smacking a paper plate with a spoon." -Tara on Krisiun Report Today, 2:59 PM fallbacktostone Joined on 06-04-2002 tallahassee, fla Posts 653 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. im kind of glad i dont see your logic there Report Today, 3:02 PM MPD Joined on 08-15-2002 Russian America Posts 99 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. fallbacktostone wrote: im kind of glad i dont see your logic there eh, what's to expect, he's just another chatty grasper. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Why do you always make Miles Davis slap you?" - Miles Davis Report Today, 3:02 PM noah thirteen Joined on 05-24-2002 Beautiful Hogtown 416 Posts 1,329 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. fallbacktostone wrote: it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. It's springtime and therefore mating season, what do you expect? It always gets like this around this time of year. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So many bands come out with some gay drum intro, then a blast, and typical screaming. I mean fuck, dude, my wife could do that! - Chris Elder No more bad future. Report Today, 6:29 PM fallbacktostone Joined on 06-04-2002 tallahassee, fla Posts 653 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. noah thirteen wrote: fallbacktostone wrote: it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. It's springtime and therefore mating season, what do you expect? It always gets like this around this time of year. 'expect' might be too strong a word. Report Today, 6:49 PM 1989 Ultimate riley-o Joined on 10-11-2002 Inside Crystal Mountain Posts 592 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. spacehamster wrote: I'm sorry, we already have a Robert. He doesn't really post here anymore, but you're still not supplanting him. Way off. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that's where he gets his power from, those ropes Report Today, 6:53 PM Reverend Shitgulp Joined on 05-30-2003 I like waffle fries Posts 800 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. You two are way above it, of course. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reading your posts is like gargling vomit. -a reliable source Report Today, 6:54 PM bloodybloodlicker Joined on 06-03-2004 Columbus OH Posts 1,680 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. noah thirteen wrote: fallbacktostone wrote: it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. It's springtime and therefore mating season, what do you expect? It always gets like this around this time of year. I can't believe how bad it is either. It is really, incredibly sad and pathetic. I'm glad not all of the guys here and in the world are so pessimistic and disgusted with women. That really is an attitude that will not get one laid (or a girlfriend), unless one wants to attract someone who is trying to prove the theories wrong. It really is depressing to watch. And they think they have everything all figured out... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I were to kiss you here they'd call it an act of terrorism--so let's take our pistols to bed & wake up the city at midnight like drunken bandits celebrating with a fusillade, the message of the taste of chaos. -- Hakim Bey, T.A.Z. Report Today, 7:01 PM fallbacktostone Joined on 06-04-2002 tallahassee, fla Posts 653 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. i feel bad now. i thought i was comiserating a little.. Report Today, 7:36 PM cold shape Joined on 11-01-2004 California Posts 506 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Their over-excitement for this upcoming MDF thing, tickling each other's ego = HOOP DREAMS Report Today, 7:37 PM Eight Bit Alien Joined on 02-06-2004 Posts 763 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. bloodybloodlicker wrote: noah thirteen wrote: fallbacktostone wrote: it's hit some higher pitch i think. i can hardly watch it. i feel like i'm watching men of promise weep as they slowly chew on their own feces.. It's springtime and therefore mating season, what do you expect? It always gets like this around this time of year. I can't believe how bad it is either. It is really, incredibly sad and pathetic. I'm glad not all of the guys here and in the world are so pessimistic and disgusted with women. That really is an attitude that will not get one laid (or a girlfriend), unless one wants to attract someone who is trying to prove the theories wrong. It really is depressing to watch. And they think they have everything all figured out... It's really not worth dwelling on. Things like that need to be learned firsthand, I believe - you can't really explain it to someone and expect them to understand. Generally I find that people get burnt on the oppositte sex due to lack of interaction rather than bad experiences, ya know? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Report Today, 7:54 PM Kurt Russell's Beard Joined on 10-30-2002 Santa Cruz, CA Posts 1,272 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. It's no different here than it's been in the past. There have always been guys like me waxing ignorant on topics they don't understand. That's the internet for you. How can any of you even feign surprise when nothing's changed? Report Today, 8:01 PM Thel Joined on 08-24-2004 Leutha Posts 126 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Other sex aside, people get burned by basic human interaction. It's a risk just getting out of bed in the morning. It's a wonder we even think we understand each other at all. Report Today, 8:06 PM Reverend Shitgulp Joined on 05-30-2003 I like waffle fries Posts 800 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Thel wrote: Other sex aside, people get burned by basic human interaction. It's a risk just getting out of bed in the morning. It's a wonder we even think we understand each other at all. I think we're coming closer to a realization. dumbdumbdumb I know. People want to understand less than they used to. It's probably just me. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reading your posts is like gargling vomit. -a reliable source Report Today, 8:07 PM Kurt Russell's Beard Joined on 10-30-2002 Santa Cruz, CA Posts 1,272 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Thel wrote: Other sex aside, people get burned by basic human interaction. It's a risk just getting out of bed in the morning. It's a wonder we even think we understand each other at all. The ultimate freedoms of personal interaction, and the repercussions of that responsibility, have caused anguish and paralysis in us all. I mean, is it noble, at least, to TRY and understand someone, despite the fact that we never can? All I know is that pizza makes me happier than anything. I'm holding to that. Report Today, 8:53 PM noah thirteen Joined on 05-24-2002 Beautiful Hogtown 416 Posts 1,329 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. bloodybloodlicker wrote: I'm glad not all of the guys here and in the world are so pessimistic and disgusted with women. That really is an attitude that will not get one laid (or a girlfriend), unless one wants to attract someone who is trying to prove the theories wrong. http://206.225.86.190/cs/forums/1555470/ShowPost.aspx Sheesh, haven't you learned anything? NO SUCH ATTITUDE MISSY. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So many bands come out with some gay drum intro, then a blast, and typical screaming. I mean fuck, dude, my wife could do that! - Chris Elder No more bad future. Report Today, 8:59 PM the almighty Eminent Scum Joined on 10-05-2003 Niagara Falls, Canada Posts 883 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. What about when the pizza sucks? What do you do then....I ordered a tray last night, it tasted bad and was over the top greasy...What the fuck do you do then? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1952541 Report Today, 9:01 PM noah thirteen Joined on 05-24-2002 Beautiful Hogtown 416 Posts 1,329 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. the almighty Eminent Scum wrote: What about when the pizza sucks? What do you do then....I ordered a tray last night, it tasted bad and was over the top greasy...What the fuck do you do then? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So many bands come out with some gay drum intro, then a blast, and typical screaming. I mean fuck, dude, my wife could do that! - Chris Elder No more bad future. Report Today, 9:02 PM ratanda Joined on 08-02-2003 Hotlanta Posts 475 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. You forgot Putrefaction. I'm not the only one who thought of that am I? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Amoebic Dysentery Report Today, 9:03 PM CHUFFED beyond necropsy Joined on 11-18-2003 raging in hell Posts 672 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. the almighty Eminent Scum wrote: What about when the pizza sucks? What do you do then....I ordered a tray last night, it tasted bad and was over the top greasy...What the fuck do you do then? Don't give up hope. There's good pizza out there just waiting for you. Just look at the bad ones as learning experiences. Report Today, 9:03 PM Thel Joined on 08-24-2004 Leutha Posts 126 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Then you blame it on a lack of communication between you and the pizza people... but never on the pie. Report Today, 9:04 PM nogoretogrind Joined on 04-29-2003 Posts 1,177 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. pizza rarely sucks. i have found that to be more and more true with time. Where did you get this sucky pizza? i'll try it myself and be the judge. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- you're done. Report Today, 9:11 PM Kurt Russell's Beard Joined on 10-30-2002 Santa Cruz, CA Posts 1,272 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. Sucky pizza? Where? I'll get to the bottom of this. Pizza is the only mimetically perfect form; it actually IS god's mind, the perfect image of food, as you eat it and not a form removed. Pizza can heal the world if people would only let it. Report Today, 9:14 PM the almighty Eminent Scum Joined on 10-05-2003 Niagara Falls, Canada Posts 883 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. It was from a place called Joey's Pizza... Usually Mom & Pop places are the best, last night wasn't the case...Hell, I bet a Joey doesn't even own it! I think I'm on a bad take-out weekend...Friday we went out to dinner, and the food was sub-par... And Sat., night the pie sucked...My gf's nephew (6y/o) ate 5 slices though, then had nightmares about the vampire on Scobby-Doo... "Damn kids..." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- http://profiles.myspace.com/users/1952541 Report Today, 9:24 PM Bored pt. 2 Joined on 03-15-2005 Austin, Texas Posts 612 Re: this board reeks of despair and desperation. All I know is that pizza makes me happier than anything. I'm holding to that. No shit, dude. Pizza is where it's at. Report Relapse Records » Relapse Bulleti... » Relapse Records » this board reeks of despair and desperation |
| 03rd April 2005 - 09:56:00 PM |
| 13017 : Belding\'s taint |
| Screech, come and lick me right now. |
| 03rd April 2005 - 10:41:33 PM |
| 13018 : Blutoe, Biggest Ass Ever |
| Man, you want to do something awesome and cause a pack of little Dustin turds to freak out? then go to this site and join the club....YEH, Glass walks on water, not like Dustin who walks on shit...HAVE FUN!!! and get ready for some flying turds! http://launch.groups.yahoo.com/group/Philip_Glass/ |
| 04th April 2005 - 08:33:38 AM |
| 13019 : |
| screech, remember the episode where you sold your own spaghetti sauce? remember when mr. belding came out with his own private label sphaghetti sauce? remember when the secret ingredient of his spaghetti sauce was his jizz? Remember how he collected his sperm by holding a jar under your butthole after he had buttsex with you? |
| 04th April 2005 - 11:58:08 AM |
| 13020 : |
| Screech, come to my office and drill my ass |
| 04th April 2005 - 12:22:01 PM |
| 13021 : Dustin Forton |
| hey fuck slut you think you could use my name? am I gonna have to get my dunkle to fuck u up? Im the only double DD this side of the mississippi understand? Albert Lea 4 LIFE... cunt rag |
| 04th April 2005 - 12:32:08 PM |
| 13022 : Neil Diamonds Secret Gay Lover |
| Hi guys, I just wanted to let you all know that Dustin Diamond and Neil Diamond are in no way related. I've had several sexual encounters with both and have had the chance to ask them. Neil has expressed an interest in a night with Dustin and Dustin feels the same way. I am going to get them together only if I can join in the fun. Neil is the best rimmer around and Dustin can fuck a pretty good ass considering he's only 4 inches when hard. |
| 04th April 2005 - 12:58:21 PM |
| 13023 : Mr. Powers |
| Hiya son! Remember the Christmas when Santa came down your chimney? And by chimney I mean throat? And by Santa I mean me? Ho boy, that sure was one to remember!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 01:09:34 PM |
| 13024 : Cheesy Balls |
| Goldberg/Steinberg/Zoidberg/whatever, please exercise your powers of moderation and delete the posts made by retards who think it's funny to spam this fine guestbook with complete shit. It's hard to jack off to the erotic posts contained herein when you have to wade through porn site ads, global protest poetry or shit that some worthless cunt has copy & pasted from the Relapse Records forums. Why the fuck do people do this?? |
| 04th April 2005 - 01:19:43 PM |
| 13025 : |
| http://www.spacejunk.org/review.php?ID=218 Gary 23-Jul-04 1:17am Man, screech sucks at standup, Screech sucked more balls than jenna jameson in a hundred person orgy. Screech should be teabagged and left for dead on the side of the road. |
| 04th April 2005 - 01:56:27 PM |
| 13026 : Maxwell Nerdstrom |
| Hey Screech, do you remember Milo the black janitor? Remember the time you were hanging out with me, Zack and Slater, and Milo came by, and Zack and Slater started calling him names because he was a total fucktard? Remember how, goaded on by Zack and Slater, you called Milo a 'big dumb jiggaboo' and a 'smelly black bastard'? Remember how Zack and Slater laughed, and we all went to class, but you started to feel really bad about what you'd said to Milo, so you went off to find him and apologise? Remember how you found him crying in the cafeteria? Remember how you put your arm around him and said you were really sorry? Remember how he looked up and smiled, and then started looking you up and down and licking his lips? Remember how he mumbled something about 'payback'? Remember how, before you could work out what he said, he started dragging you to the Janitor's closet, and then threw you inside? Remember how you hit your head on a shelf and lost consciousness? Remember how, when you came to, Milo was standing over you with his erect penis sticking out in front of him? Remember how it was the size of a Pringles can, and his testicles were as large as tennis balls? Remember how he lubed up his gargantuan member with engine oil, and said "now Milo's gon' get HIS"? Remember how he pulled you up by the afro, prised your jaws apart, slid his huge cock into your mouth and started throat-fucking you? Remember how his cock was too large for you mouth, and you felt your lips and jaw begin to tear, and your throat muscles being horribly damaged? Remember how your moans of pain made him think you were enjoying it, and he started saying things like "yeah, jus' like a white bitch" and "suck it harder, snowflake"? Remember how he kept saying "yeah, Milo likes dat shit"? Remember how, after a few minutes of horrible pain, Milo said "oh shit, Milo gots to CUMMMMM!!!!!" and bellowed like a hippopotamus? Remember how he unleashed a torrent of semen so vast and powerful it gushed down your throat like a sperm Niagra, destroying your damaged throat muscles? Remember how his load tasted like stale beer and rancid TV dinners, and it caused your stomach to swell like a balloon filling with water? Remember how, when he'd finally finished, he pulled out, and you fell to the floor, cough/vomiting semen and blood? Remember how you couldn't gag or speak properly because your throat had been destroyed? Remember how Milo tired of your horrible gurgling sounds, so he donkey-punched you unconscious and left, locking you in the closet? Remember how it was a week before anyone found you, half-dead and emaciated? Remember how you had to endure months of painful surgery to repair the damage done by Milo's horse-cock, and on your return to school you went to Mr. Belding to tell him what had happened and to get Milo fired? Remember how Belding didn't fire Milo, because Milo had a history of psychosis and child molestation, and had done hard time, and as such was willing to work for next to nothing? Remember how Milo terrorized you for the rest of your school days? You know, I think Milo taught you an important lesson about respecting people of different ethnicities that day. PWNDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 03:02:04 PM |
| 13027 : |
| Dustin have you ever used a kosher pickle as a butt plug? I'd eat it after you used one. You should consider fucking yourself with pickles and selling them to all your queer fans to enjoy your musk. |
| 04th April 2005 - 03:33:26 PM |
| 13028 : |
| Dear Dustin, I wanna fuck you in the ass. Then I want you to lick my cock clean afterwards so that you can taste the flavor of your own feces because we know that the taste of shit mixed with blood from all of the rectal tearing that my huge rock-hard ass-reaming fuckstick will cause when I ram it up your shit-chute really turns you on. |
| 04th April 2005 - 03:43:15 PM |
| 13029 : |
| 13028 - your post is highly erotic and makes me want to rub my own shit over my body as I masturbate and leave my love graffiti all over the computer screen. |
| 04th April 2005 - 04:15:54 PM |
| 13030 : |
| YOU GODDAMMNED, FAGGOT-FUCKIN', SHIT-SUCKING ASS-LICK!!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 04:44:03 PM |
| 13031 : |
| i want to lick your taint |
| 04th April 2005 - 05:28:15 PM |
| 13032 : |
| dustin please drink my watery sweet corn-kernal infested diorria... thats it, lap it up good you smarmy little faggit you know that u wont to lick my ass juices and drink my piss and semen. EAT SHIT AND DIE NIGER |
| 04th April 2005 - 06:03:20 PM |
| 13033 : Shrimper |
| Geez you fuckers think you know and have seen everything...well, here's the guy who has all of the filth on DUSTY DUSTIN NUMB NUTS. Where this guy got this shit is beyond me, I got stuff (pics) to blow your rods. THE MAN.... aryan.omid@ntlworld.com |
| 04th April 2005 - 08:07:38 PM |
| 13034 : |
| I WANNA FILL UP YOUR TIGHT PUCKERED ASSHOLE WITH MY WHITE-HOT CUM AND THEN SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH (I'LL UNLEASH A GOOEY SPRAY OF DIARREAH JUST FOR YOU! tHEN I'LL KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' FACE IN, YOU SHIT-LICKIN' ASSWIPE!!! HITOSHI NEED FUCKIE SUCKIE BANG BANG!!! |
| 04th April 2005 - 09:27:42 PM |
| 13035 : Craig T. Nelson |
| Hey Dustin its Craig from the hit show Coach. I've got an idea I'm gonna pitch to New Line Cinema. Basicly I revive my old role as Coach and you play a retarded homosexual with an arm like a cannon named Phillip. But here's the kicker, you can't play football worth a damn because retards can't play. So when you make a mistake I "coach" you by fucking your asshole to the point of major rectal tearing. And throughout the movie I do this repeatedly and you never get better because your character is a fucking mongoloid. And because you're such a mongo you never tell anybody about it. I guaran-damn-tee you it'll boost my popularity again. But don't worry, it'll never help yours because everybody knows you truly are a fucking gay jewish re-re. |