| 30th June 2004 - 12:03:17 PM |
| 8108 : The Real Rim Goblin |
| First of all, I would never tell Busters not to type in all caps, as it is vital to his hyperbolic nature. I wouldn't tell a dog to purr like a cat. And I'm pretty sure Andy Dick is way too gay, even for the HONKY TONK MAN. |
| 30th June 2004 - 02:26:53 PM |
| 8109 : Mario Lopez |
| Hey vatos! Hey mang you don't know me mang! I'll fushing cut you, homes! Hey pandeho, your lucky my cousin isn't here, mang! C'mon, essay, I'm fushing loco! I'll fushing cut you beetch! |
| 30th June 2004 - 03:16:36 PM |
| 8110 : Corey Haim |
| Hey everyone its me, superstar Corey Haim! Just wanted to give everyone the scoop on Fart Patrol! So far this week things are going very well! We shot a scene at a local bowling alley where Rudy (Dustin), and I (the wizard) think that we have located an amazing amount of farts in a bowling alley. The people at the alley were a little suprised to see two beefcakes show up in their shitty little part of Toronto but that didn't stop Dustin and I from being the professionals that we are. The manager came down to tell us that we couldn't film on the premises. This is where Dustin really shined! He started yelling do you know who I am you asshole, Im screech motherfucker! He then jumped in the air and flatulated in the mans face rendering him unconcious. Big D then looked at me and said, "hit it". The camera began to roll and Rudy (dustin) went over to the snack bar and stood there waiting for a fart to be left. We didnt wait long when some slob left a squeaker. Dustin karate chopped him and screamed fart patrol! |
| 30th June 2004 - 03:48:06 PM |
| 8111 : |
| TAKIN' CARE OF BUSINESS! |
| 30th June 2004 - 05:07:14 PM |
| 8112 : Rediey Again |
| It realy works!! Fold a shirt in 2 seconds: www.fold-your-shirt.com Must see! I have try it. |
| 30th June 2004 - 06:54:10 PM |
| 8113 : Gay Zack |
| Hey dustin - when you dated Candace Cameron - was it just a plot to try to get into her brothers pants - did it work? Kirk Cameron is such a hottie - if you licked his button you get a full mast salute |
| 30th June 2004 - 07:05:51 PM |
| 8114 : Kirk Cameron |
| Please, Mr. Gay Zack, I have renounced my formerly gay lifestyle and all it's sins. I was born again. Any encounter I may have had with one Dustin Diamond was a product of demonic forces taking hold of my vulnerable body. Any acts pertaining to any "Dirty Sanchez" or "Blumpkin" perversions was a part of my life I have put behind me. Thank you for understanding. Dustin, please call me. You left a pair of goggles on my glass bottom boat. God bless. |
| 30th June 2004 - 07:47:34 PM |
| 8115 : Cuntry Blumpkin |
| Howdie! Mah name's Cuntry Blumpkin! How y'all like that? Uh huh! |
| 30th June 2004 - 07:53:32 PM |
| 8116 : |
| http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Belding&r=f |
| 30th June 2004 - 07:54:04 PM |
| 8117 : Sick Boy |
| Amazon is queering up quite nicely! Good job, fags! I was just on there and I could almost TASTE the Screech sauce. Salty. |
| 30th June 2004 - 08:09:28 PM |
| 8118 : Gay Zack |
| WOW Amazon and STPK boards/reviews get the full mast salute - Kirk you shouldn't renounce your full on gay lifestyle - I know that ass viking Dustin broke Candace's heart to get to your "rusty sheriffs badge", but don't hold that against him he is one crafty motherfucker who'll give you the ol' reach around to dirty sanchez in one massive swoop just for his own sick pleasures - hate the game, not the player - he is the Shaq of ass play and deserves the MVP |
| 30th June 2004 - 08:09:34 PM |
| 8119 : |
| here's another website to queer up: http://www.savedbythebellnow.com/ the 'forum' section is not gay...yet |
| 30th June 2004 - 08:41:48 PM |
| 8120 : Fagbusters |
| I HAVE STRUCK THE FIRST BLOW AGAIN THAT FAGGY SITE! ALL OF THEIR SEMEN SNOW CONES SHALL MELT IN THE FIRES OF HELL! |
| 30th June 2004 - 08:46:11 PM |
| 8121 : Sick Boy |
| I forgot to mention... As our guerilla tactics against Mr. Diamond intensified, I killed off both Rim Goblin and Schlomo Erotic. Ladies and Gentlefags, it is my honor to introduce SICK BOY. |
| 30th June 2004 - 08:47:28 PM |
| 8122 : Fagbusters |
| I THINK I GOT BANNED FROM THE SALTY ASS WEBSITE. OH WELL... I'LL JUST HAVE TO GREASE UP THE BACK DOOR A BIT... |
| 30th June 2004 - 09:08:15 PM |
| 8123 : Fagbusters |
| SO WHAT WE OUGHT TO DO, AND WHAT I'M DOING, IS EVERY TIME YOU GET BANNED FROM THE SALTY SHITHOLE, JUST REGISTER AGAIN WITH THE SAME NAME, BUT PUT AN EXCLAMATION POINT AFTER YOUR NAME... THAT WAY, WE'LL ALL KNOW JUST HOW MANY TIMES THOSE FAGGOTS ARE PERSECUTING OUR PEOPLE. (?) OF COURSE, THE ALTER EGOS ARE FUN, TOO. |
| 30th June 2004 - 10:17:06 PM |
| 8124 : Sick Boy |
| Dude, Busters, just register again under a different moniker or spell your name backwards. Alter egos kick ass too. |
| 30th June 2004 - 10:27:15 PM |
| 8125 : Chicken McDicken |
| Hey y'all!! Ooooooh boy! I was at a pisser last night. It was a "Hey, y'all remember Saved By The Bell" party my friend Jeffe had. I thought I could hold no more hot jismy cum, and wouldn't you know it, Mario fucking Lopez shows up in his Dodge Stratus!!!! "Holy pearl necklace" I seemed to ooze from my being! I've never dreamed of a pounding so thorough!! Yoinks!!! |
| 30th June 2004 - 11:12:52 PM |
| 8126 : Julie |
| Remember me, The girl with the pink haur backstage at Yuk Yuk's in Toronto. Well, i'm throwing a Fahion Show and I want sex symbo;l like you to be there. Go to my web site www.thepinkhorseshoe.com Julie Touchette |
| 30th June 2004 - 11:42:05 PM |
| 8127 : john |
| Remember me, The guy with the pink pubes back in the alley behind Yuk Yuk's in Toronto. Well, i'm throwing a queer orgy and I want gay icon like you to be there. Go to my web site www.donkeypunch.com |