| 01st July 2004 - 12:09:33 AM |
| 8128 : Fagbusters |
| BRILLIANT! BRAVO! A MASTERFUL STROKE! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! |
| 01st July 2004 - 12:38:38 AM |
| 8129 : Fagbusters |
| I BET SCROTCH DOESN'T EVEN READ THE SALTY POSTS... HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY. |
| 01st July 2004 - 04:47:30 AM |
| 8130 : |
| you guys are all fucking faggots, this site should be dedicated to dustin diamond the actor. i have met him many times and he is an awesome person as well as an amazing actor and an accomplished chess player. Damn i hope you all go to hell. I tasted his man marmalade, he gave it to me pretty good, i also enjoyed to rim job he gave me towards the end of the night. p.s. Dustin if you are reading this i have your kneepads sitting in my room, call me to pick them up. .'/ |
| 01st July 2004 - 07:23:43 AM |
| 8131 : LUSTIN |
| Bah! The cunt-chewing asslords at Fagazon censored half of my review! All I did was make reference to the episodes where Screech took Belding for a trip in a glass-bottom boat, showed Zack his Russian Trombone playing and gave Slater 'Ham & Cheese'!! Fucking fascists!!! Anyway, good to see the STPK forums going well and truly down the shitter! Thanks in no small part to the efforts of Fagbusters! I see that the SBTB Now! forum has a fanfiction area - I may have to come up with an erotic masterwork featuring Dustin and post it!!! We still love you, Dustin! Let's get together some time for a good ol' salad tossing, semen shooting, shit showering hoedown! |
| 01st July 2004 - 08:37:06 AM |
| 8132 : Cowboy Bob |
| SADDLE UP, PARDNERS! Daym, my grits is chafin' me. Mind if I loosen em a little? Ooops, mah ding-dong fell out! Anyway, I just wanted y'all to know that, down here at the good ol' Homo Rancho, the rootinest, tootinest, ass-wranglin'-est ranch in the west, our boy Dustin is looked upon as bein' the sexiest cowboy in all the land! And don't none of you high-falutin' city boys be callin him straight, neither! Dustin, if ya readin this, I'd like to ride with you till we both got saddlesore! You could have my rusty sherrif's badge and make me your deputy! |
| 01st July 2004 - 10:43:42 AM |
| 8133 : |
| hello |
| 01st July 2004 - 01:58:52 PM |
| 8134 : Corey Haim |
| Hey all, 2morrow is the big day and we will be needing 100 extras for our cosmic cow scene where Dustin finally encounters the fart of the millenium! I have the short bus gassed and ready to go. Anyone who can make it please post here so I know to pick you up! Peace, C. Haim |
| 01st July 2004 - 02:09:42 PM |
| 8135 : C. Thomas Howell |
| Corey: How much do extras get paid? Are the PBJ's on white bread or wheat? If you cut off the crust for me like mom used to, you've got yourself an extra. Also, be sure to catch me in the Cinemax erotic film "Dark Divas: Intimate Midnight Rendezvous of Carnal Desire for Fantasies of Lust and Sinfulness," which also stars Shannon Tweed and Eric Roberts. Airs tomorrow at 2:45 AM. |
| 01st July 2004 - 02:48:31 PM |
| 8136 : Corey Haim |
| C. Tom, good to hear from you brother! I know how it feels when the jobs wash up. So Id love to have you as an extra, mabey even whip up a line or two for you to get you back in the game! Normally in the US extras get 650 per day, in Canada until SAG fart patrol rules we are paying 0 dollars per day but are including a tasty pbj on white bread. Im sure the crust can be cut off, in fact the double dog said he would do it himself. So count yourself in! Any other takers? Peace, C. Haim |
| 01st July 2004 - 07:38:31 PM |
| 8137 : Ali Abzaid Mubharak |
| Dustin, dustin, dustin. You dirty coward dog nipple. Was it not so long ago that we ate flaffel in the valley while I pelted you with llama dung and you danced into the fire pits? We made sweet man love until your colon began to bleed and you screamed like a wretched whore. I then became enraged and shattered your face with a ball peen hammer. Oh the tragedy. You looked so cute knocked unconcious and the blood rolling into your curls. |
| 01st July 2004 - 08:27:52 PM |
| 8138 : Fagbusters |
| THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. I ACCEPT YOUR ACCOLADES WITH THE KNOWLEDGE THAT NO AMOUNT OF HORSE-DICK ANAL RAPING THE FICTIONAL SCREECH COULD INFLICT UPON A PERSON WILL EVER BEGIN TO COMPARE WITH THE DEEP-DICKING THAT THE ALMIGHTY HAS BESTOWED UPON HIM. |
| 01st July 2004 - 09:08:23 PM |
| 8139 : |
| Hey guys, Diamond recently starred in a movie called "13th Grade." I copied the following synopsis from: http://www.hollydogfilms.com/pages/2/index.htm "SYNOPSIS: It's the final year of high school for graduating senior, David Easter (Tim Carr). But when a strange, new teacher comes up with an idea to extend senior year by adding a 13th grade, David & his group of friends must find a way to take it down. Meanwhile, during a TV interview, Hollywood superstar, Corey (Dustin Diamond) reveals a dark hidden secret about himself that caused his early retirement from the glitz & glitter. Although his teenage years are now behind him, he oddly starts to attend high school and finds himself taken in by the 21 year old principal who has a forbidden dream of his own." Diamond obviously reads the posts here! The publicity for the movie makes it sound like he and the male principal get it on!!!! |
| 01st July 2004 - 10:04:05 PM |
| 8140 : How! |
| Hi, Tyler! |
| 01st July 2004 - 10:36:57 PM |
| 8141 : |
| Spanky, you did a great job of gaying up www.savedbythebellnow.com it's too bad that the fascists over there deleted your queer messages |
| 01st July 2004 - 11:15:20 PM |
| 8142 : Fagbusters |
| THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!!! THE AUDACITY!!! THEY'RE GONNA PAY THE RECTAL PIPER!!! AND TYLER'S FUCKING QUEER AS GANDALF!!! |
| 01st July 2004 - 11:30:24 PM |
| 8143 : Sick Boy |
| Attack! |
| 02nd July 2004 - 12:00:23 AM |
| 8144 : Fagbusters |
| THAT'LL DO FOR NOW... HOPE THOSE SKANKY MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE LEARNED THEIR LESSON. |
| 02nd July 2004 - 12:06:37 AM |
| 8145 : Fagbusters |
| I DID IT!!! I FUCKED UP THE SALTY MESSAGE BOARD! I AM OFFICIALLY A "BAD SEED"! FUCKWITS! I'LL GIVE 'EM A BAD SEED... RIGHT IN THEIR BEADY FUCKING EYES!!! |
| 02nd July 2004 - 12:26:04 AM |
| 8146 : stevie |
| does dustin read the posts on the salty forum???????/ does he masturbate while reading the posts by fagbusters, jose, nitsul, etc., like me and the rest of the faggots who peruse those boards??? he must be proud to know he's just a gay icon. |
| 02nd July 2004 - 12:33:08 AM |
| 8147 : Fagbusters |
| PROBABLY NOT... OR ELSE HE DOESN'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE READING THE GOOD STUFF. IT'S FUNNY HOW THAT BYRON ALABAMA GUY'S APOCALYPTIC RACISM IS STILL ON THERE, WHILE MY APOCALYPTIC HALF-HOMOPHOBIC MEGALOMANIA WAS BLASTED TO BITS LIKE THE SHITTER ON THE SALTY THE POCKETKNIFE TOUR BUS. |