| 11th July 2004 - 08:16:18 PM |
| 8553 : Dustin \"The Homo Hebrew\" Diamond |
| Hey, guys! Is anyone going to be in the Castro district soon? Goggles, I'll show your sun-beaten heiny what Glass-Bottom Boats are any time, buster brown. Working on a good edit of FART PATROL. Corey says we need to re-shoot the bear scene. I think it's pure magic as is, but you know the Haimster. He doesn't stop until it's perfect. Guess who's looking delicious with brand new pubic highlights? Mwa, of course, silly! Jean-Claude at Leathers For Less did them for free. Well not exactly free. Everything has its price, let's just say the stains won't come out easy, and trying to find pubic shampoo and tomato juice (for the poo smell) at 4:00 AM is a motherfucker! I'll check back here later, but I have to meet Chachi at a rest area 40 miles from civilization! Ta ta for now, girls! |
| 11th July 2004 - 08:24:17 PM |
| 8554 : |
| what the fart is wrong with you assholes |
| 11th July 2004 - 08:30:14 PM |
| 8555 : Twyla 16 |
| Hey sick boy, i can't chat now but if you wake up tomorrow st 7:00 a.m. we can talk for hours. hopefully dirty. do you like younger chicks? well, get on early tomorrow. trust me. it'll be worth it. i cum just thinkingabout it!! your girlfriend Twyla 16 |
| 11th July 2004 - 08:57:49 PM |
| 8556 : |
| u rule |
| 11th July 2004 - 09:07:17 PM |
| 8557 : Chris cumstain |
| dustin, i just unloaded several gallons of spunk in my underwear. i want you to cum over and swallow it. my loads are high protein and are better for you than the Atkin's diet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 11th July 2004 - 10:29:53 PM |
| 8558 : Gay Zack |
| What the fuck! This place smells all of pussy! I go to spend a relaxing weekend of hot gay sex in castro district and I come back to this! Come on people lets gay this place all up again. On another note I went to a club in castro where I met several men who were more than willing to play gay Saved By the Bell with me. The DJ was mixing techno beats with Rusty the Sheriffs Badge songs. We all bumped and grinded like there was no tomarrow. To make a long story short I had my salad tossed by a wonderful man dressed and acting like Screech while a man dressed like Belding gave me spidermans all over my face. Damn I love that castro. |
| 11th July 2004 - 11:34:15 PM |
| 8559 : chip douglas |
| mr. diamond, i am so glad that you are of legal age in all states in America. I want to give you a 'terminator'. it's a move based on the movie with arnold schwartzenegger. i will do you anal doggystyle and then pull out and spit on your back. when you turns around, i will say "Asta la vista, baby" and cum in both of your eyes. The next day your eyes will be red just like the Terminator!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
| 12th July 2004 - 12:00:17 AM |
| 8560 : Internet Cop |
| Dustin I have followed your website for many months now. You are a pervert. Please stop post disgusting things here. It is obvious to everyone that you really are "Max" and that you only created this website in a vain attempt to revive your floundering career. I want to have rough sex with you. |
| 12th July 2004 - 01:57:45 AM |
| 8561 : Sick Boy |
| Gay Zack you rule! I'm sorry I have tainted the page with my heterosexuality. Jess: Mr. Sick likes to get his drink on until about 3 or 4 in the morning. You're Irish? So then you know what its like. 7:00 AM is out of the fucking question, but I'm sure we can agree on a more decent time. I'm actually out of state and hundreds of miles away from my real stomping grounds. I'm far away in a Georgia-like hellhole, but my uncle is the mayor. That's no shit! I wouldn't lie about that shit. Yesterday was his 40th anniversary and he got enough aged Scotch to get every kelt in Scotland inebriated. But anyway, I promise I will fuck the chicken soup out of you if you let me watch you pee. Tomorrow, in the shower, I'm going to yank my bone mercilessly whilst trying to imagine your pretty lil' face saturated with my Sick Sauce. I thought you might like "sugar-pussy" a lil' bit better than "redneck." Sugar Pussy it is, my little sweet-snatched sugar puss. Rednecks be damned! -Your one and only true love, Sick Boy |
| 12th July 2004 - 03:03:03 AM |
| 8562 : |
| balls |
| 12th July 2004 - 03:08:37 AM |
| 8563 : stupid |
| farts and dicks |
| 12th July 2004 - 03:35:14 AM |
| 8564 : BASTARD |
| Can you guess where I am right now? There is actually a law on the books that all beer that is sold must be watered down. I'm not kidding. All beer must be like 3 point. Drink a gallon of beer and the energy it takes to drink that beer kills your buzz. Its a catch 22 fistfuck. It's 3:15 AM and I am not drunk. CHRIST! If you knew me, your brain would begin to simmer in its own juices. CHRIST! I AM STILL NOT DRUNK!!! Also, Christ, I don't believe in you. Why did God send you here just so you could die? He knew we would sin, because he's fucking omnipotent. Why did you die for the sins God knew we would commit? Is that necessary? God seems a little irrational and sadistic. Oh yeah, does September 11 happen to be God's day off? Was he pre-occupied that day? Was it the "free will" of the terrorists? I'm pretty sure that the terrorists left a manifesto mentioning God over 80 times. So who's side were you on? Whatever happened to divine intervention? Just wondering. Oh, and Jesus was a very common name back then. |
| 12th July 2004 - 03:49:12 AM |
| 8565 : CHRIST WHO HATES YOU |
| what a stupid logical dumbass objective thinking atheist asshole. jesus was as common a name as joseph or david. it sucks that that pokes holes in the bible story. it also sucks that large parts of the bible, historians have concluded, have been proven to be forgeries. it sucks when your holy book is proven to be for the large part forged and most likely is a bunch of flat-earther bullshit. the other day i set a bush on fire and it yelled bible verses at me. i think it's name was jenna. |
| 12th July 2004 - 06:08:44 AM |
| 8566 : Lustin |
| Well I come back from a weekend spent 'servicing' random gentlemen in a West Hollywood restroom to find the book in a very sorry state indeed. Let me join in the choruses of 'what the fuck happened???' Actually. we all know what happened - she's 16 and she sucks cock for cash. Twyla, dear - DIE!!! JUST FUCKING DIE, YOU WORTHLESS WHORE!!!!! Having said that, I would also like to let loose a monster wad of steaming man-batter right into your jailbait, acne-ridden face. SB, let's you and me get together and double-team that sorry slut so hard she'll be farting blood and cum for a month. My monster schlong would be waaayyy to big for her quivering starfish to take so I'll go in the front, SB you get the back and together we'll pound her into adulthood. Daym. |
| 12th July 2004 - 06:17:31 AM |
| 8567 : Lustin |
| Arrgh, what am I saying??? Dustin, you are the only one for me!!!! Please believe me!!!! Actually, I may as well tell you - I'm acutely schizophrenic and I'm possessed by two separate personalities. One is a flaming homo queer boy with a penchant for Jewish child-stars, the other a pussy-eatin', clit-chompin' slut-rapin' uber-hetero. You've seen that movie 'Me, Myself and Irene'? It's a bit like that, only much sexier. |
| 12th July 2004 - 06:36:38 AM |
| 8568 : Twyla 16 |
| they're showing jay and silent bob strike back on comedy central. how do they do that. they would have edit like every other word. are they allowed to say cock on tv?mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck rollin faties, drinkin brew, who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts. can they use that? what about boo boo kitty fuck? and Sick Boy when you wake up i'm extremley horny and waiting for you. i fingered myself again last night thinking about you. With love from your girl friend Twyla |
| 12th July 2004 - 07:19:05 AM |
| 8569 : Lustin |
| Luckily I can usually manage to keep my alter-ego under control with medication. It's just he has a bit of a thing for proletarian, 16-year old cockteasing sluts and sometimes he'll just... Hey there, Twyla dear. How'd you like to be raped seven shades of shitless? Wanna be covered with so much man-sauce that you'll look in the mirror and think that's an albino staring back? How's about I come on down to Georgia and let you throw down with a REAL man? Trust me toots, me and my 15" ding-a-ling will blow all the teenage toothpick-dicked fuckwads you been fucking up til now out of the water. You'll feel like you're being torn in two, but trust me, you'll keep begging for more. Daym. ...and...woah? What just happened? Anyway, Dustin, I still wanna blow you! Have you ever tried a 'Salty the Sea Dog'? It's one I just made up! Basically, I blow my salty load in your eye, blinding you in it, and then you shout 'ARRR MATIES!!!!! SPLICE THE MIZZEN-MAST!!!!" until your sight returns! Call me!!!! |
| 12th July 2004 - 08:37:11 AM |
| 8570 : spike |
| dustin how old were u when u had your first homosexual experiences? was it with mr. belding? who gave u the crabs? |
| 12th July 2004 - 09:17:02 AM |
| 8571 : Twyla 16 |
| i'm still a virgin. and i think i'm just gonna stick to sick boy. he seems to REALLY know what i want. oh and i'm romanian and irish, i parctically am albino. i've got a little bit of color to my skin but not much. hey sick boy, when you should get on soon, i'm uber horny and i'm waiting for you!!! |
| 12th July 2004 - 09:39:38 AM |
| 8572 : Zoiks |
| ZOIKS!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMM!!!!! ZOIKS!!!!!!!!!!! |