12th July 2004 - 09:42:54 AM |
8573 : Twyla 16 |
oh and Lustin, i'm 15, again i repeat i'm 15 not 16. it was just a random number i liked, but i think might just go by Jess. have you ever had bring the pain playing while you turned on this site? the sbtb music and MSI clash terribly. |
12th July 2004 - 10:11:24 AM |
8574 : Jess |
does anyone now who the band orgy is? and if so what is their site address. i just learned it isn't www.orgy.com that was just a bunch chicks getting gang banged. |
12th July 2004 - 10:24:50 AM |
8575 : Jess |
damn, well i'm horny so i think i'm gonna go back and read the stuff from yesterday. that was hot. |
12th July 2004 - 10:41:50 AM |
8576 : Lustin |
Thassa real shame, baby. We could have made beautiful music together - I'm a virtuoso on the vertical flesh harmonica, and you could have blown my pink trombone and plucked my banjo string. Daym. Oh and by the way ORGY ARE THE BIGGEST BUNCH OF RETARDED, MAKE-UP-WEARING, BONE-SMOKING, GARY NUMAN-WANNABE, 'OH LOOK AT US WE'RE SO ELECTRO-GOTH AND COOL' FAGGOTS IT'S EVER BEEN MY MISFORTUNE TO HEAR. Seriously, I could shit on a synthesizer and make better music. They aren't worthy to eat the contents of David Bowie's colostomy bag. Jesus Christ, they make even Salty the Pocketknife sound good by comparison. |
12th July 2004 - 10:55:46 AM |
8577 : Jess |
do you like 30 seconds to mars, KoRn(old stuff, not including anything past issues), what about candlebox, or silver chair, do you like the misfits, what kind of music are you into. i'm bored out of my mind. i want to discuss something. |
12th July 2004 - 11:04:01 AM |
8578 : Lustin |
Actually I'm a punk rock elitist who masturbates while listening to crackly, 7 inch singles recorded by completely obscure late-70s UK garage bands in dank basements and purchased on eBay for 0 a piece. Anything else is just too mainstream. But seriously, I listen to lots of different stuff, most of which you probably won't have heard of. No offence, I'm just a complete music snob. |
12th July 2004 - 11:17:02 AM |
8579 : Lustin |
Oh and by the way I think your little conversation with Sick Boy yesterday brought me over to the straight side. It had me pitching a tent like you wouldn't believe! I was just about fixing to blow my load all over the monitor! I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a hose-pipe, and your ass is so tight you could stick sand up there and get diamonds out. |
12th July 2004 - 11:24:38 AM |
8580 : Jess |
i'm a total and complete music nerd. i listen to everything from techno to metal to punk to electronica. i love old rock and hate things when they get so mainstream that everyone else can automatically namethetitle when they hear a clip of the song. it pisses me off. and i'm tight as all hell. do you know who peaches is? and if so have you heard the song fuck the pain away? you would think by the lyrics she'd be hot but she's so fucking not. it's disturbing. |
12th July 2004 - 11:28:31 AM |
8581 : Sick Boy |
Yeah. Music snob here too. Jess, please save yourself for Mister Sick. You know I'm the only one who can work your little honey comb. I hope you're not a 45 year old janitor, because I really want to give you some cock meat. We really need to hook up for crazy sex, sugarpuss. I don't wanna holiday in the sun I wanna go to the new Belsen! I wanna see some history Now I got a reasonable economy Now I got a reason Now I got a reason Now I got a reason And I'm still waiting Now I got a reason Now I got a reason to be waiting... THE BERLIN WALL! |
12th July 2004 - 11:34:29 AM |
8582 : SB |
Or to quote my good friend Bill Hicks, "I bet your ass tastes better than most women's pussies!" Is that true, sugarpuss? We land in barren fields on the Arizona plain. The insemenation of little girls in the middle of wet dreams We are the age of mutants, streets for our seduction Our cause injust and ancient, in this B-film born invasion... TEENAGERS FROM MARS (AND WE DON'T CARE) |
12th July 2004 - 11:39:18 AM |
8583 : Jess |
hey baby, i've been waiting all day for you, i'm uber horny. what are you doing. just out of curiosity do you have a girlfriend? if not then we can type dirty. oh and i'm not a 45 year old man. i'm 15 |
12th July 2004 - 11:42:51 AM |
8584 : Lustin |
Peaches looks like the ass-end of a camel. |
12th July 2004 - 11:46:39 AM |
8585 : Jess |
i know, that's why the song is disturbing. listen to the lyrics. suckin titties like you wanted me callin me all the time like blondie check out my chrissy behind it's fine all of the time. what else is in the teaches of peaches, like sex on the beaches. huh what. |
12th July 2004 - 11:47:59 AM |
8586 : Lustin |
I would still like to rape her ass with a pitchfork though. |
12th July 2004 - 11:51:57 AM |
8587 : Jess |
dude, she's fucking nasty. the songs kick ass but she's just a little too proud of her body. the lyrics are fucking hot though. is sick boy still here? |
12th July 2004 - 11:52:49 AM |
8588 : Sick Boy |
I do have a girlfriend. Her name is Jessica and she's my fucking sugar pussy princess! I want to drive to where you are and kidnap you so you can be my personal fuck-slave. I'm not kidding about tearing your ass up. Check out this actual dialogue from the future: SB: "Do it. Can you taste your pussy on my cock, bitch?" T16: "Mmff" SB: "What?" T16: "Yes" SB: "Do you like sucking your girl jizz off my prick?" T16: "Mm, hmm" SB: "WHAT?!" T16: "Yes!" SB: "Yes, who?" T16: "Yes, master!" SB: "Good girl. That's a good little girl. Now turn over and relax your pubic muscles because Mister Sick is about to enter." T16: "Yes, master." |
12th July 2004 - 11:57:41 AM |
8589 : Jess |
that was hot. i totally want to be dominated by you. oh dominate me master, make me your slave. oh harder faster, faster faster. oh good i'm so fucking horny. seriously, are you counting me as a girlfriend or are you just kidding. |
12th July 2004 - 12:00:32 PM |
8590 : SB |
Jess, I think its time for you to think about what you are doing here. If you really are a 15 year old virgin, you're in trouble. I really am going to have to steal your innocence and make you my 24 hour sex toy. If you saw Sick Boy, you would immediately cream your cute little panties. I want to lick the sugar out of your puss. I'd better go jack off before I ruin these pants. Jess I love you. |
12th July 2004 - 12:05:20 PM |
8591 : Jess |
hey sick boy, i think you might be able to steal my innocence. most of my relatives live in Florida and i'm gonna go down and visit them in august or November. i don't think it's possible for you to love me yet because you don't really know anything about me. if you can call long distance i'll give you my cell number. then you can hear my voice and we can talk dirty. that way you can listen to me moan. are you counting me as a girlfreind, yes or no. |
12th July 2004 - 12:08:44 PM |
8592 : the French Ass Fucker |
Wee wee I shall leave no salad untossed, smear more vasoline, I love the smell of hot spicy man-chilada in the morning.Dustin, we will make chocolate eclairs after I stuff your poop shoot full of my french silk creme. Of Dustin I will ravage and caress you. |