| 13th July 2004 - 03:16:15 PM |
| 8728 : Jess |
| baby where are you? |
| 13th July 2004 - 03:27:47 PM |
| 8729 : Jess |
| well this fucking sucks!!! forget about louisck.com. i'll just give you my cell number here. the other was my house number. damn this sucks! |
| 13th July 2004 - 04:30:02 PM |
| 8730 : SB |
| I'm sorry, sugarpuss. My phone just died. I'll call you when I find a charger and we can talk dirty. |
| 13th July 2004 - 05:30:17 PM |
| 8731 : raul |
| Im ready to go out and get some arabian goggles from my friend Antwon, he is a very good man. I am hoping to get a dirty sanchez, but i'll keep my fingers crossed |
| 13th July 2004 - 06:31:13 PM |
| 8732 : Vlad the Rimmer |
| I came across this site by way of a gay message board and after reading a few pages, I blew my load all over the computer screen. I never viewed Dustin as a gay icon and sexual object, until reading your posts and seeing with my own eyes this man.Damn you all, I will see his face in all my homoerotic dreams and he will not escape my fantasies until I have him. Felch on fellow queers, felch on. |
| 13th July 2004 - 06:42:42 PM |
| 8733 : Christopher Lowell |
| Vlad, you sound like a vampire, I'll give you something to suck on. |
| 13th July 2004 - 07:26:31 PM |
| 8734 : Jeremy |
| Dammit, I want to hear more about FART PATROL!!!! |
| 13th July 2004 - 07:39:28 PM |
| 8735 : Jess |
| hey baby, if you're out there say hi. i just called your cell but you didn't answer. it's all good though. don't bother calling. my parents will just tell you i can't talk. hugs and kisses down below. love Jess |
| 13th July 2004 - 10:57:50 PM |
| 8736 : Slater |
| hi mr. diamond. do you shave your scrotum? i wonder what your bald beanbag would feel like rubbing against my face. i also wonder what it would feel like to shit all over your head and piss on your eye. |
| 13th July 2004 - 11:04:00 PM |
| 8737 : Sick Bots |
| Beer then liquor, wait no... uh, liquor then beer... aw, fuck it. I'm 'bout to get tore up! Jess I can't wait to tear that pussy up. I love you, you sexy little bitch! SICK BOY NUMBER ONE IN THA HOOD, G! |
| 13th July 2004 - 11:47:53 PM |
| 8738 : |
| Jess, I'm gonna save up $ and buy you a plane ticket to tha ATX! Bring all your shit because you're never going back to Georgia. I'm not kidding. Go find a picture of David Duchovney(SP) and the picture of Prince Paul on the Gravediggaz' "Six Feet Deep" album cover. Paul is the one in the background mean-wuggin' and lookin' throwed. I look like if David Duchovney and Prince Paul had a drunken, radical leftist love child. Slave Master Sick thirsty for teenage girl jizz. |
| 13th July 2004 - 11:50:11 PM |
| 8739 : Chachi |
| DA CHACH is on DA WATCH!!! GO USA!!! USA!!! Double Dog, how old were you when you first gave Mr. Belding a "Russian Trombone?" How old were you when Slater first kicked you in the nuts? DA CHACH!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 12:58:01 AM |
| 8740 : |
| ...more like a white Prince Paul though. SEXY! Shut 'em down! SHUT 'EM SHUT 'EM DOWN! Eminem is a pussy. He need to study some more. |
| 14th July 2004 - 01:13:50 AM |
| 8741 : |
| BASS! HOW LOW CAN YOU GO? DEATH ROW? WHAT A BROTHA KNOW! ONCE AGAIN BACK ITS THE INCREDIBLE-THE RHYME ANIMAL-THE UNCANNABLE (D!) PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE! FIVE-0 SAID FREEZE! AND I GOT NONE! |
| 14th July 2004 - 01:44:16 AM |
| 8742 : yob kcis |
| We bust 'em up juss for actin' like a supa-star! Around tha way we got tha neighborhood joopa car! ...We'll ride by, slay ya crew and ya honeys too! And rip ya open and drink ya blood like a Mountain Dew! RETURN OF THA BOOM BAP MEANS JUST THAT! IT MEANS RETURN OF THA REAL HARD BEATS AND REAL RAP! THA LADIES IN THA PLACE LIKE IT JUST LIKE THAT! I'M THA 'ROUND THA WAY GUY WITH A BASEBALL CAP! YA KNOW MY STYLE, YA KNOW MY NAME! I'M CHILLIN' AT THA TOP, BUT I'M STILL THA SAME! I NEVER CROSSED OVER, NEVER WENT POP! YA KNOW KRS WILL GIVE YA REAL HIP HOP! (see how it sound a little un-rational!) Sick Boy knows because of KRS ONE! KNOWLEDGE REIGNS SUPREME! THA MAH-FUGGIN' TEACHER! ONLY ONE CONCERN: YOU MUST LEARN! Is that your title? YO, GIMME DAT! ME NEVA NEVA NEVA NEVA GON' CROSS OVA! |
| 14th July 2004 - 01:56:24 AM |
| 8743 : BLASTMASTER KRS ONE |
| boom boom click baba boom boom boom click boom boom boom wa dadda dang wa dadda da da da dang... 'ay! listen to my 9mm. go BANG! wa dadda dang wa dadda da da da dang... HEY! this is KRS OOOONE la la la la la la la la la la la BUK! BUK! COME AGAIN! me knew a crack deala by tha name of Peter, had to buss him down with me nine millamee-tah! said I had his girl I said now whatta you stupid? but he tried to play me out, and KRS ONE knew it... budda bwy bwy bwy! BUK! BUK! |
| 14th July 2004 - 02:27:15 AM |
| 8744 : SB |
| This is pathetic. I'm plastered and bored. ONE OF THE COMMENTATORS ON "I LOVE THE 90S" IS TV'S FRANK! Jess, you're too young to know who TV's Frank is. I'm positive that Joel Hodgson is my real father. I remember watching "Mitchell" and fucking crying because Joel was about to get jettisoned back to Earth, and then Mike the cocky asshole was going to take over. No shit. I was about 10 years old. Mike is only semi-funny. Joel always looked like he only got an hour of sleep and then did a wake-n-bake. Just like the daily routine of yours truly. Crow T. Robot is my Godfather. Mr. Servo is the smoothest ladies' man. |
| 14th July 2004 - 03:19:34 AM |
| 8745 : |
| JAY BEEZ WITH THA REMEDY! IYE I I I I GOT SO MUCH FUNKY SHIT INSIDE MY BRAIN I COULDN'T EXPLAIN I COULDN'T EXPLAIN YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND I COULDN'T EXPLAIN!!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 03:37:46 AM |
| 8746 : |
| in the not too distant future next sunday A.D. there was a guy named JOEL not too different from you or me he worked at GIZMONIC INSTITUTE just another face in a red jump-suit he did a good job cleanin up the place but his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space we'll send him cheesy movies-the worst we can find he'll have to sit and watch them all and we'll moniter his mind now keep in mind Joel can't control when the movies begin or end because he used those special parts to make his robot friends (robot roll call) you're wonderin' how he eats and breathes and other science facts repeat to yourself its just a show i should really just relax for MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 (whammy bar) |
| 14th July 2004 - 04:31:41 AM |
| 8747 : SICK BOYEE! |
| Check it out! I got rhymes for the house! I know a girl named Jess Her ass is blessed I shot my mess all over her chest! I fed her my snake and I fed her my worm I fed her my salty creamy Sick Boy sperm! I made her twitch and I made her squirm then I served my second term! I made her cum and I made her cream then I got locked up 'cuz she's only 15! That was COLD! DAMN... THAT WAS FLY! BUMHE TAKE A LESSON, SUCKA! SICK BOY IS A BAD MOTHERFUCKA! I'VE BEEN IN THE GAME SINCE THE DAYS OF RICK THE RULER! YEAH, LIKE YOU KNOW 'BOUT THAT RICKY D! You still wearin' trainin' drawz? WHAT YOU KNOW 'BOUT THAT SHIT? NOT A DAMN THANG! HOLY FUCKING CHRIST! I'M MESSED UP AND I STILL GOT SKILLS! JESS I LOVE YOU AND YOUR SWEET LITTLE PUSS PIE! Bumhe, it took me like 5 seconds to type this so take note and study a pro! |