| 14th July 2004 - 05:16:54 AM |
| 8748 : Mister Sick spittin\' ill shit! |
| Bumhe or mastermc or whatever the fuck you call yourself: I WANNA BATTLE! THIS IS NO JOKE, FAGGOT! I'll fuck you tha fuck up! Even Jess knows it! My voice is like butter on a biscut. PLEASE! GIVE ME A CHANCE TO TAKE YOU OUT! I love to destroy little amatuer, Playskool suckas! I loop dope ass PRE-MIER QUALITY old school beats and fucking rip niggas apart with my lyrical genius! It's a good idea to learn English before you try and flow. Ask GURU. Ask THE TEACHER. Ask SICK BOY. I've never battled an illiterate retard. Is that unfair? Let's battle so you never touch a mic again. I demand satisfaction, pussy. I bet you bite more rhymes than Paula Poundstone bites toddlers. You had better go study some Gang Starr or something real quick, 'cuz you're about to get devastated! MCs got beheaded... and you can too. FORGET IT! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:32:00 AM |
| 8749 : A MICROPHONE |
| Please don't pick me up, Bum he master guy. Even random spatterings of your saliva contain enough wackness to turn all of Harlem white. You're like an adult movie theater patron 'cause you so furiously wack! |
| 14th July 2004 - 05:41:35 AM |
| 8750 : prostate |
| post 8747 is kewl! is that a songh or you made it up? whos it bye? |
| 14th July 2004 - 06:16:23 AM |
| 8751 : |
| when the teacher pops a mess i know ill get e test and my dog licked off my home jerk last nite ridin spinnas in my chair he wont no if im there if i can slip my hand in mario he will beat allright its all righyt cuz im saved by the balls |
| 14th July 2004 - 06:23:41 AM |
| 8752 : 8752 |
| when i wake up in the mornin and my boners got me moanin i dont think ill ever yank it on time by the time i grab my staff and i give grandpa a bath im at the corner just in time to see the nuts fly by its all tight kuz im saved by the balls |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:00:31 AM |
| 8753 : CUNT |
| You wanna go down why not I be like Herbie and han you a cock and tell you that my name is AK get on your kness, make like the breeze begin to blow but dont give me no Ralph Loren grin if your not down to go low >deep in my mouth I'm all about mouth fuckin only if you down for dick suckin if not, be chair and a beer...keep truckin and fuck chap sticks I'm comin ashy as hell, wit chapped dicks for your chapped ass lips >down in my mouth creamin your teeth like dentists as Im rubbin them with an erection like injections fuck it I be druggin them numbing up your tonsils like ambesol anesthetic cummin down your throat like chloraseptic no time for apologin..girlfriend if you..... swallowin{gurgle}....gagolin I'm givin bitches permanent beers put your lips here and catch these damn facial hairs in your mouth |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:12:23 AM |
| 8754 : Mario Lopez |
| Listen mang. Mario does NOT approve of the hetero posts in this guestbook. You gotta keep dis site for gay fantasies about my mang Dustin, mang! You dig, ese??? Jess and Sick Boy, I'm'a fuckin cut choo!! You hear, cholos???? I'm'a fuckin cut choo so fast you ain't even gone notice you been cut!!!!! I do it, bitchez!!!! Anyone who piss Mario off, Mario fuckin cut dem, mang!!!!! Dis one time, while Mario was in prison, dis one fuckin no-good nigger went an called me a wetback!!! So one day in the shower, I cut him, mang. I FUCKIN CUT HEEM!!!!!!! Dat nigger ain't gonna be callin no-one no fuckin wetback no moe, mang. You know why, ese?? HE DEAD!!!!!! HE FUCKIN DEAD, MANG!!!!!!!!!!!! Mario hates niggers almost as much as cholos who post hetero shit in dis guestbook. KEEP IT FUCKIN HOMO, ESE!!!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:48:56 AM |
| 8755 : Jess |
| hey aby when you get up and read this give me a call. i'm horny and i wish to continue yeterdays conversation. GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR(horny and waiting). HURRY!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:54:21 AM |
| 8756 : Jess |
| i mean't say baby, not aby if you didn't realize that. and i'm totally fine with being your permanent sex slave. how could i say no to that. punish me baby. i've been soooooo naughty!!! |
| 14th July 2004 - 08:55:20 AM |
| 8757 : neil |
| Mr. Diamond, have you ever seen the recent commercials for Six Flags' amusement parks? There's an old bald guy who dances to the song "We Like To Party" by the Venga Boys. Do you want to suck him off? Would you like it is he rubbed his wrinkled nuts up and down your face, teabagged you, and gave you a warm pair of Arabian Goggles? |
| 14th July 2004 - 09:02:14 AM |
| 8758 : Jess |
| Pacman:yo yo yo yo yo, what it is motherfuckers Random guy #1: aw shit, here comes pacman Random guy #2: hey pacman, what's up Pacman:me you bitches, i'm high on crack. wanna freebase Random guy #1: no pacman, drugs are bad Random guy #2: nope, can't help you man Pacman: PUSSYS!!(lighter flicks, inhaling sound) WHOA, HOLY SHIT!!!! music begins |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:01:42 AM |
| 8759 : Gay Zack |
| I had that dream again Dustin, the one where you are an Aztec warrior and you come to conquer me. At first I try to fight you, but than I gaze into your eyes and we embrace in a long tongue kiss which leads to me licking your nuts. I take off your warrior gear and procede to give you a fierce rim job, I pull out my shaft and stove pipe it into your anus. It first you wimmper in pain, but soon the blood lubricates and I take you to heaven. Than I take it out and give it to you to lick off, I don't know what happens next because I woke up and I was fucking my pillow. |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:08:56 AM |
| 8760 : Papi Culo |
| Mario is right, ese you mess with one bean you mess with the whole burrito. Dustin, you can eat my burrito, ese. |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:15:08 AM |
| 8761 : Papi Culo |
| Dustin makes me scream "Ay Papi" when he puts his jew pee-pee in my spanish culo. |
| 14th July 2004 - 10:49:54 AM |
| 8762 : Jess |
| hey sick boy, where are you baby? |
| 14th July 2004 - 11:20:49 AM |
| 8763 : Very bored Jess |
| the roof the roof the roof is on fire. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. we don't need no water let the mother fucker burn. burn mother fucker. burn hello my name is jimmy pop and i'm a dumb white gut i'm not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like junior high. i don't know mofos, ya'll peeps be buggin', givin' props to my hoe 'cause she's fly, but i can take the heat 'cause i'm the other white meat known as kid funky fry. YEAH. i'm hung like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye but if i crash into uranus i would stick it where the sun don't shine 'cause i'm kinda like han solo always strokin' my own wookie. i'm the root of all that's evil, YEAH, but you can call me cookie. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. the roof the roof the roof is on fire. we don't need no water let the motherfucker burn. burn motherfucker, burn. |
| 14th July 2004 - 11:31:13 AM |
| 8764 : |
| if your ass is a chinesse resturant, i'll have the poo-poo plater my friend jerry vandergriff kissed me in home ec class. later in the afternoon soom jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass. i said guys i'm like you, i like monster trucks too. wanna see how many push-ups i can do? i just wish i was queer so i could get chicks dig guys that are queer guys that don't dig chicks that don't dig guys like me see i'm not queer i'm too ugly i messed up on the last post, i'm mean't guy, but i put gut. my bad |
| 14th July 2004 - 11:42:33 AM |
| 8765 : |
| GO RIM A GOBLIN YOU ASS SUCKERS! I AM THE ASS VIKING AND I WILL COMMAND AND CONQUEER ALL I WANT. SCREECH YOUR VELVET SMOOTH ASS IS NOT SAFE FROM THE LIKES OF ME. |
| 14th July 2004 - 12:49:10 PM |
| 8766 : |
| did you ever see that episode of south park where Mr Garrison stuck a gerbil in Mr Slaves ass? That shit turned me on, anyone ever do some gerbil ass play? Explain it to me in full detail so I can wack off . |
| 14th July 2004 - 01:58:04 PM |
| 8767 : |
| i found a new form of sexual enjoyment. i take a funnel and stick it in my pee hole and pour honey down my inside penis. Next i let ants go inside my pee hole and they feast on cock n honey. it hurts at first but once it all numbs the pleasure takes over. |