| 16th August 2004 - 07:51:47 AM |
| 9713 : Jack |
| Hey Dustin, I just saw that TBS made-for-TV movie about a killer shark in a lake called Red Water, which I figured would suck, but I didn't expect to see Dennis Haskins in it! And believe me, you know you're watching a bad movie when Dennis Haskins name is listed in the opening credits right alongside the movie's main stars (if you consider Lou Diamond Philips, Kristy Swanson, and Coolio "stars", that is)! But I'm curious as to why you weren't in it? You and Dennis have been hanging around each other an awful lot lately, ever since you both did that E! True Hollywood Story special about Saved by the Bell. Since then you've both been together on the second Saved by the Bell DVD boxset and I've even seen recent online pictures of you hanging out together at universities! Is he touring with you now? Because after seeing his fat, horribly bloated ass in Red Water as the old Cajun Law Enforcement Boat Captain with the southern drawl, he must really need the work to support his new eating disorder. You should have been in that movie with him to help him out, he could have been your "Skipper" and you could have been his "little buddy"! |
| 16th August 2004 - 08:23:01 AM |
| 9714 : Chachi, the Shithead |
| You birdbrains hear that the police last night arrested someone trying to take a dump on Dustin's front steps last night? No bullshit. No harm done, just some big gooey turds left behind. This morning they were not there, but it appears that Dustin had something BROWN on his toast for breakfast. Recycling is the way to go! |
| 16th August 2004 - 08:48:42 AM |
| 9715 : |
| anal dildo for men - http://www.geocities.com/savedbythebellcollectibles/screech.html |
| 16th August 2004 - 11:21:08 AM |
| 9716 : Gay Zack |
| 9709 - thanks for the concern - you should see a review by Billy Smith soon - I wrote it and submitted it - the rest is up to them - I wrote about when Screech pledeged a frat and all the frat boys had to spank him for initiation, some hot shit if you ask me. I didn't make it too vulgar because I want them to print my review for all to see and spank to. |
| 16th August 2004 - 12:07:37 PM |
| 9717 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| That Screech doll is the hotness! I plan to buy one along with a Zack and a Slater and use the three of them to stage my very own homo-erotic versions of classic Saved by the Bell moments. |
| 16th August 2004 - 12:15:47 PM |
| 9718 : Franz Grössenpimmel |
| Hellos to you Dusty. Mein nahme ist Franz, I am being manager of Dusseldörf's premier gay club, 'Die GrossenHomoScheißeHaus', and I am writing to say zat if you are ever coming to Dusseldörf, zat you should come to my club and I shall be showing you a 'good time' in ze VIP lounge, ja? I am sinking zat you vill very much like my spicy German bratwurst. I WILL SODOMISE YOU WIZ ZE RUTHLESS GERMAN EFFICIENCY!!! YOU VILL LIKE VERY MUCH!!! ESSEN MEINE SCHEIßE!!!!!! |
| 16th August 2004 - 01:22:37 PM |
| 9719 : Gay Zack |
| I'm looking forward to you jerking off into my mouth Dustin - i will swallow it and spit it up into your mouth like a baby bird |
| 16th August 2004 - 01:41:25 PM |
| 9720 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, do you remember that episode where you got caught jacking off in the gym locker room while watching Zack and Slater soap each other up. Slater heard you moaning and came over to you. You thought he was going to kick your ass, except he extended his hand out to yours. He led you to the showers were he immediatly began sucking your dick while Zack fucked Slaters ass. It was hot - all the water from the showers made your body shine - I spanked it for 3 days straight watching that one over and over again. The site of your fro collapsing from the water and Slaters wet permmed mullet sticking to your face while he deep kissed you, than you fucked his ass while holding his mullet like reigns of a horse. I'm getting wet thinking about it. |
| 16th August 2004 - 03:16:02 PM |
| 9721 : Mike Tyson |
| Hey! I don't like all this trash talk in here about Dustin Diamond. I may be getting ready to pummel his scrawny ass into oblivion but I can vouch that he is 100 percent hetero. I had him over to my house in scottsdale a few weeks ago and he nailed three of my ho's "double dog" style. So Ill tell you wat, no wat Im sayin? Dustin and I are going to put on a classy fight in a few weeks that may or may not involve a kangaroo fighting a monkey! Classy all the way. IRON MIKE TYSON |
| 16th August 2004 - 03:37:33 PM |
| 9722 : |
| He was fucking them ho's thinking about Mario Lopez - he love's the dark meat and he likes to eat it like a chorizo |
| 16th August 2004 - 03:40:35 PM |
| 9723 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Screech - do you remember the episode where Mr. Crane stood in as a substitute teacher? Remember how the girls weren't the ONLY ones lusting over him? Remember how, when the girls were talking about him, you'd listen intently, secretly wishing that you could join in and share all of YOUR lustful thoughts with them? Remember how the unrequited desire built and built inside you until you felt like you'd explode? Then, do you remember how Mr. Crane took the class for a swimming lesson one time, and when it had finished Mr. Crane asked you to stay afterwards? Remember him saying that he was worried about you, and that he'd noticed the way you kept looking at him? Remember the mixed look of shock and glee on his face when he looked down and realised that you were sporting a massive erection beneath your skimpy speedos? Remember how he nervously peeled your costume down from around your skinny waist and throbbing hardon and proceeded to give you the blowjob of a lifetime? Remember shooting your load in his eye? |
| 16th August 2004 - 05:53:56 PM |
| 9724 : |
| dustin, remember last week when you came down to my home to play doctor and I got bit by a snake in the crotch so you had to suck the venom out - how come you didn't spit out the venom - you swallowed it. Thank you Dustin for not making fun of me because I'm retarded and ride the little yellow bus. I won't tell anyone our little secret. |
| 16th August 2004 - 06:34:28 PM |
| 9725 : Marcia |
| Dustin, it's me again. I still haven't received a satisfactory response from you with regard to cleaning up your homepage and censoring the profanities that litter this guestbook. I'm very concerned that you're harming your public image with this website and I'm only asking you to do this for your own benefit, as I said I forwarded the link to a lot of my friends and already one of them has expressed her disgust to the local radio station and newspapers about your site. They were very interested to hear all about your descent and will be closely monitoring this guest book. I trust you'll make the necessary amendments to this web site at your earliest convenience, and again I ask you to please consider the minors who may happen upon this website. Marcia. |
| 16th August 2004 - 06:39:46 PM |
| 9726 : Gay Spiderman |
| My queer senses are tingling, Screech! http://website.lineone.net/~milesbdyson/spidergaz1.jpg |
| 16th August 2004 - 07:24:36 PM |
| 9727 : Marcia |
| Once again, it is I, Marcia. I have not received a significant retort conserning the dipping of one's entire scrotum into the anus of another. After many painful expirements, my husband and I have concluded that the feat in question is an anatomical impossibility. If successful results in this practice have been accomplished, please provide explicit instructions or, at the very least, photographs. My husband's nutsack is actually considerably smaller than most mens'. I have participated in (mostly consensual) acts of anal sex since I was a young girl, and my sphincters are much like the elastic on an old pair of underwear or Zubaz pants. My husband's clean shaven testicles should fit in their with relative ease. I trust you'll provide the necessary information at your earliest convenience, and please consider the hungry assed, cum drunken butt sluts who regularly bitch and moan on this website because they're on their period. Marcia. |
| 16th August 2004 - 07:29:56 PM |
| 9728 : Marcia |
| I meant 'concerning,' not 'conserning.' Please excuse my haste. Marcia (Spelled with a period at the end to signify my period). |
| 16th August 2004 - 07:42:54 PM |
| 9729 : DE@D B0Y! |
| A question for Diamond about the state-of-the-art Secreech anal stimulator (psot!!!1 9715). On the back it says: "Screech considers Zack his best friend, although most of the time Zack takes advantage of him." I had no idea the relationships between the young closet homosexuals of SBTB were so nuanced! Dustin, why do you allow other men to walk all over you just because they're blond and popular like Zack? They're only using you. They see you only as a peice of kosher meat they can shoot wads at. I think Lustin would be a more caring, nurturing lover. He'll respect you and support you and make your asshole look like a giant, frothy pink cavern teeming with biohazardous gay wasteage. |
| 16th August 2004 - 10:08:10 PM |
| 9730 : Kurt Steinberg |
| Ox, Gay Zack, Lustin for Dustin, keep up the good work! You've really queered up this website recently. I've already lost several loads this evening while reading the gay fantasies! I also enjoyed the story about the guy who wanted to take an HIV+ shit on Screech! - Kurt Steinberg |
| 16th August 2004 - 10:34:54 PM |
| 9731 : gayboy |
| screech, where can i buy one of your dolls? i find it very erotic that zach takes advantage of you. does he trick you into giving your ass to him>? |
| 16th August 2004 - 11:42:50 PM |
| 9732 : Ox |
| Screech, remember that episode where you tried out for the football team? Remember how you intially weren't going to try out because you thought you were too weak and scrawny to make the team and you didn't want to get hurt? Remember when Slater convinced you that everything would be ok and that he'd protect you so you wouldn't get hurt? Remember when you showed up in the locker room on the first day of practice and the football coach told you to hurry up and get out onto the field? Remember when you began crying because you couldn't find a uniform that fit? Remember when Slater put his muscular arms arm you, gripping you tight, and told you not to worry about it, and that you'd be fine because nobody would notice you weren't wearing regulation pants if you wore an extra large shirt? Remember when Slater's firm grip caused you to pitch a tent as you ran out onto the field wearing just a helmet, shoulderpads, and an oversized jersey? Remember when Slater was the quarterback and you were the center on a practice drill? Remember when Slater gave new meaning to the phrase "practice drill" as you lined up in front of him and he whipped out his erect, sweaty Mexican rod? Remember when he inserted his rod in your cornhole and had unprotected sex with you in front of the whole team? Remember when he pulled out and blew his load in your curly "white man's afro?" Remember when he then kicked you in the nuts and told you to "get the fuck off the field???" Remember when Mr. Belding and several of the players formed a circle around you and began a circle jerk, playing a version of the "cookie game" with your face? Remember how the last person to blow his load on your face had to lick up evrryone's load off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding threw the game so that he could gobble down everyone else's loads off your face? Remember when Mr. Belding got pissed off at you afterward and suspended you for disrupting practice? Remember when your parents had to show up at the school to bring you home and Mr. Belding told them that you were trying to suck off the team? Remember when your parents made you see a psychiatrist for 12 months afterwards to (unsuccessfully) cure your homosexual urges? Mr. Belding and Slater are still laughing about that one!!! |