| 17th August 2004 - 01:18:40 AM |
| 9733 : |
| Screech: “Don’t worry about Becky, Zack. She’s where the oil can’t hurt her now." SHUT UP MORON!! YES IT CAN, DOUCEBAG!!! |
| 17th August 2004 - 08:47:14 AM |
| 9734 : HARDCORE TEEN PORN HARDCORE TEEN PORN |
| ß HARDCORE TEEN PORN HARDCORE TEEN PORNë |
| 17th August 2004 - 08:57:01 AM |
| 9735 : negro |
| ooohhhh baaa deeee!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:12:44 AM |
| 9736 : Anwar Sadat |
| From the AP: San Francisco, CA: Former child actor Dustin Diamond has been arrested and charged with indecency with a minor, posession of a controlled substance, and posession of child pornography. The actor, best known as the character "Screech" from the high school situation comedy "Saved by the Bell," refused to address reporters, saying only, "This is not a crime. This is completely natural and dates back to the Greeks. I am being persecuted." Bail has been set at ,000. |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:37:01 AM |
| 9737 : Gay Zack |
| Dustin, I have seen a lost episode. It's the prom one where you want to take a man as your date to prom, but the Bayside is pretty uptight about homosexuality. All your friends rally around you and protest, Belding allows you to bring your date. The whole gang is having a good time at the dance, when your date suggests going up to his hotel room he rented. At first you laugh and think he is joking, but soon it sets in that tonight could be your night of losing all that's important to you. You play hard to get and ask him for a drink. He comes back with a drink, but it happens to be laced. You get real tipsey and he takes you up to his room. Once there, we don't get to see what happens, but Zack and Slater get worried and come to look for you, they hears moans coming from a room and bust in to find your date banging you like no tomarrow. He looks startled and Zacl and Slater beat the shit out of him and call the cops. He is arrested for rape, and you become a battered victim of sex crimes.End of part 1 |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:44:23 AM |
| 9738 : Gay Zack |
| Part 2. Zack and Slater go over to your house to comfort you. They talk about your feelings and you all share a good cry together. Soon after you all group hug. Zack reaches over and pats your ass. You gaze into his eyes and you soon start kissing, while Slater pulls your zubaz down and begins licking your ass. once you are all lube with his saliva, Zack inserts his penis in you. You jump and wimper a little from the girth of his massive cock. A hot 15 minute sex scene takes place. After you all sit around at Max's talking about date rape. After the episode ends it cuts to you sitting in the library. You do a public service announcment on date rape and you give hotline of people to talk to. Best episode ever - you deal with a serious issue. |
| 17th August 2004 - 11:03:14 AM |
| 9739 : OLDER MATURE PORN SITES OLDER MATURE PORN SITES |
| ß OLDER MATURE PORN SITES OLDER MATURE PORN SITESë |
| 17th August 2004 - 01:29:00 PM |
| 9740 : Chachi |
| Screechamania is running wild. I just saw a preview on TV for Tyson vs. Diamond coming in October to showtime. Fuckin sweet. I heard that the the winner is going on to fight Joey Buttafuoco in an "ass match" whatever that means! DA CHACH |
| 17th August 2004 - 01:36:07 PM |
| 9741 : Cobra |
| Did anyone ever see the SBTB episode where the gang heads to tiajuana and the guys get thrown into a mexican prison? If I remember right Slater was at home eating refried beans and taking advantage of little screechy! Anyone else remember this episode? |
| 17th August 2004 - 05:12:15 PM |
| 9742 : Ugoff |
| Please. I am Ugoff. |
| 17th August 2004 - 06:05:11 PM |
| 9743 : Michael Jackson |
| Hi Kids! |
| 17th August 2004 - 06:33:09 PM |
| 9744 : |
| Michael Jackson - I want you to "BEAT IT" in front of me. shoot your load in my face and let out a scream. Than we can climb your tree at the Neverland Ranch where you will fondle me and stick your little nose up my ass. Than we will have a slumber party in your bedroom and we can have some real fun. |
| 17th August 2004 - 07:28:18 PM |
| 9745 : Tucker Max |
| Dustin, keep up the good work. I toss off to your website all the time. |
| 17th August 2004 - 08:50:19 PM |
| 9746 : Mystery Loves some Vomit |
| Oh, I know what you’re thinking, so you don’t have to say it. Why am I putting myself through such misery and lust? You probably figure that between being reduced to the state of a bedridden seed planter, the miscarriages of the quintuplets, sextuplets, triplets, and conjoined twins, and the crib death of the two sets of twins that I actually carried to term, that I’d be ready to throw in the towel and accept the notion that some people are just not meant to have kids. But you don’t understand cause you just haven't a clue. It’s not that I merely want a baby; I NEED to have a baby even if I'm a lesbian. And besides, I just know that all those babies I’ve had and lost are all happy in heaven right now with their hearts full of love for their mummy who got them there even though I was on drugs all the time. And that includes the Siamese sisters whose bodies I keep in that jar on the mantle and the baby born without a brain, now wrapped in tinfoil and kept in my freezer. I don’t know how to explain it, but my body and soul are telling me that I should have a child of my own and feel at least some guy's jizz when it blasts into my cavity. Perhaps it has something to do with the fact that I know how great a mom I would be. I mean, considering how much I learned from the shortcomings of my own crummy, uncaring parents and those religious studies courses I took in college before dropping out to take that job at the bank where I met Steve, who shared me with his boyfriends and they all fucked me, I firmly believe I’d have a lot to offer a creation of my own flesh and blood and goo. |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:00:10 PM |
| 9747 : Remember when... |
| Hey Screech, remember the time when you, Zack, Kelly, Slater, and Jessie all attended the "Murder Mystery" weekend? Remember when you opened the door to the house and the butler scared you so much that you jumped into the warm and comforting arms of Slater? Remember when you had that huge "white man's afro" because you wanted your head to look like a large version of Slater's hairy left nut? Remember when the piano player was killed and you took it upon yourself to unmask the murderer, so you dressed up as Sherlock Holmes? Remember how you smoked a pipe in a pathetic attempt to resemble the famous detective? Remember when Mr. Jamison told you, Zack, and Lisa that the game was over and that you should come to his office for free vouchers for next week's murder mystery? Remember when Zack and Lisa suggested the you go to Mr. Jamison's office by yourself to get the vouchers? Remember when there was a power outage at the time and you couldn't see anything when you got to Mr. Jamison's office? Remember when you fumbled around in the dark until you heard Lisa from the corner of the room and she told you she finally wanted to go out with you? Remember how you excited you were and how you immediately pitched a tent? Remember when Lisa told you to drop your pants because she wanted to warm you up? Remember how weird it felt when you stuck something in your butt and when you asked what it was, she said it was an unlubed dildo? Remember the strange sensations you felt as this went on for several minutes? Remember how confused you were when Lisa removed the dildo and how you heard a deep voice moan and then felt warm liquid spraying all over your back? Remember when the power came back on and you discovered that Mr. Belding had been buttslamming you the entire time and Lisa had helped him to trick you? Remember what a good laugh all of you had because hey, it really was a good practical joke? Remember how much less funny you thought it was 6 months later when the crabs that Mr. Belding gave you that night were finally eradicated? Mr. Belding got you good that time! |
| 17th August 2004 - 10:14:25 PM |
| 9748 : Princess Peussie: HI THERE YOU TURDS |
| Well rummtidly rum as fucking far as I can see. Like turn out the blizzard lights and let's just settle down for a nice little swizzzzzel stick belonging to a guy named dustin.. COUGH! and then after everyone went to bed that night and you could hear the rats and mice fucking, well, I got up in my cock-holder and went out into the snow. Well darlings I though my penis, hard as ever, would just fall off, being so in love with that perverted diamond boy. GREEK WRESTLING is my favorite sport almost as much as JELQING. Speaking of that I'd been check it out, Later to you DA CHACH TURD. |
| 17th August 2004 - 11:25:37 PM |
| 9749 : |
| chachi its good to see that you've finally turned gay |
| 18th August 2004 - 12:22:05 AM |
| 9750 : Scrotor |
| Hey, does anyone here like Beastiality? |
| 18th August 2004 - 05:47:50 AM |
| 9751 : LUSTIN FOR DUSTIN |
| Yes, I like beastiality! I have a pet large-nosed baboon which looks very similar to Dustin that I enjoy frequent anal intercourse with! I even force it to wear an afro wig and zubaz pants for added erotic effect! |
| 18th August 2004 - 08:41:07 AM |
| 9752 : Franz Grössenpimmel |
| Guten tag again to yous, Dusty. I am saddened that you have not yet to reply to my generous offer (psot!!!1 9718). I am be assuring you that you will have ze big fun at Die GrossenHomoScheißeHaus, ja? You will like very much. You are ze big gay icon here in Dusseldörf, many gentlemen here are, how you say, 'jacking off' frequently to your chess video. Einfach klasse. I HAVE EPAULLATED MY SCROTUM ESPECIALLY FOR YOU!!!!!!! |