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    07th November 2006 - 10:26:39 AM    
78928 :

simplemente mi estrella juvenil ...^^
no me perdia ningun capitulo de esta sarie!!

nos vemos!
saludos de Chile!


    07th November 2006 - 11:30:35 AM    
78929 : Dustin Diamond
g00d morning c0ck suck3rs!!11 fuck y0ur m0ther5!!

    07th November 2006 - 01:33:42 PM    
78930 : jake
this sucks balls. die immediately

    07th November 2006 - 02:07:50 PM    
78931 : Destro
Hey Dustin, I want to bend you over and shove my thick metal cock up your ass as my lover Cobra Commander shoves his cock in your mouth and we give you the spit roasting of a life time. I know you are into GI Joe, but you really should go the way of Cobra. There are no queers in GI Joe, Cobra is filled to the brim with queers. We have daily orgies. I once blew Zartan until his penis changed to a blue color. I even promise that you can lube up my steel head and shove it up your soon to be bloodied rectum.

    07th November 2006 - 02:25:11 PM    
78932 : Teresa
Hi Dustin,

I am really interested in getting into acting but I really am not sure where to begin. Please when you have a chance get back to me and let me know where to start.

Thank you

    07th November 2006 - 04:28:33 PM    
78933 : Rocco
You are a complete retard. Have you looked at the other posts on this board? This board is only for homosexual requests to Diamond or to share vivid homoerotic recaps from SBTB. I really wish I could take a dump in your hair.


    07th November 2006 - 05:08:00 PM    
78934 : Dner
Teresa, do we need to post the "rules" for this board? I thought it was pretty clear that this is QUEERS ONLY! Just in case there are a few out there that do not know what this site is about, here are the rules:

You may only post here if you meet any one of the following conditions -

a) You want to have hot gay sex with Dustin Diamond;
b) You hate Dustin Diamond;
c) You would like to see Diamond being violently raped by a gang of sex-starved hoboes.

These are black and white rules, people! I for one meet all three of said conditions. I'd also like to make an amendment to the list: d) You think its incredibly funny to see Diamond's life go down the feces incrusted tubes.

    07th November 2006 - 05:47:15 PM    
78935 : Kurt Steinberg
Teresa, women are not supposed to post here. Please read the Terms of Service. The only chicks that should post here are chicks with dicks! If you post here again, the website admin will be forced to delete your message.

This message board was set up as a service to gay fans of Dustin Diamond. Many homosexuals come here looking for hot spank material. When I'm smacking around my gind-dong, the last thing I want to read is an off-topic message about breaking into acting. Instead, I prefer to read queer fantasies about Mr. Belding manhandling Screech!

    07th November 2006 - 05:53:12 PM    
78936 : Kurt Steinberg
As far as I can tell, this was the first post where I made it clear this this is a QUEERS-only message board:

29th March 2003 - 01:43:19 AM
2152 : Kurt Steinberg
SyKo (message 2249), get a life! Do you want to have sex with Dustin? If not, then get off this board! No heterosexuals are supposed to post here - this is a queers-only board!!!

In this message, I made it clear that heterosexuals should not post here:

06th July 2003 - 01:44:50 AM
3124 : Kurt Steinberg
Amanda, I agree with Steve Johnson. There are only two reasons why anyone whould post here:
1. To tell Diamond how much he sucks; or
2. To tell Diamond that he (i.e., the poster) wants to have gay sex with him.

You seem to fit neither of these criteria, so you should probably stop posting here. You're the only person who posts here that doesn't want to have homosexual relations with Diamond.

Diamond, please toss my salad!!!

    07th November 2006 - 07:49:58 PM    
78937 : Dner
Today I had a great experience and I learned a new sex move! I went to the voting boothes expecting the usual: elderly, rednecks, pretensious college kids, etc. But I sure as fuck was shocked! I didn't dress in my SBTB garb, I was just in normal street clothes. As I cast my ballot I noticed a man dressed as Belding sorting ballots. Then I look around a bit and saw a Milo mopping the floors. At first I thought it was coincidense. But when I saw the Milo shoot a look at the Belding, the Belding's eye's lit up with homosexual devience. At first I thought that they were gonna meet out back for some buttsex. But then they looked across the room and eyed up Dustin Diamond himself!! Belding started licking his chops and stood up. The Belding and Milo started walking towards Diamond. I stopped they before they got to Diamond and I told them to wait for a second. They looked confused and then said okay. Fortunatly I like to keep a soiled pair of acid washed jeans, a hot pink tank top, some white hightops, a gold chain, and a filthy meximullet wig in my trunk just in case I come upon some filthy man on man action I went to my car and put on my Slater gear and came back inside. The Belding and Milo saw right away that I meant business as well. We aproached Diamond and told him that there has been a problem with his voter registration. Diamond saw how we were dressed and started to laugh telling us that he knew what we were up too. The Milo said, "I don't think you heard us faggot" in a stern voice. We grabbed him firmly and led him into the backroom. We threw him into the room and the Milo started to kick him around. The Belding automaticly started to pull down his pants and started to stroke his throbing member. I Tore off my pants and started to pound Dustin's farthole. After about 30 minutes of the Milo, the Belding, and I taking turns violating Diamond; I bent over and shat all over his face! The Milo pissed all over Diamond and the Belding just whipped Diamond with his belt. We teabagged Diamond and put out clothes back on and left Diamond for dead. As we left the room, everyone in the voting area was jumping for joy and cheering! Some of the people were even buttfucking right then and there!

    07th November 2006 - 08:28:44 PM    
78938 : Deuce Dumper, Male Humper
Damn Dner, I didn't realize democracy could be so homo-erotic! The only similar experience I've ever had was the time I was felt up in a voting booth by the elderly gent who was sorting the ballots. Naturally, we later hooked up out back for hot gay sex; unfortunately however he get so excited when I tried to give him a russian trombone that he suffered a fatal heart attack! Oh well, at least he went out with a smile on his face!!

    07th November 2006 - 11:00:35 PM    
78939 : Dustin Diamond
h3y guy5, just stoppin in t0 s4y goodnight and i l0ve you kurt you big m4n y0u!!!!1

    08th November 2006 - 04:08:16 AM    
78940 : MovieGeek
"Dustin Diamond", AKA: Screech, of TV's Saved by the Bell is set to play the lead in Micheal Bay's up-coming action adventure movie "DIAMOND IN THE ROUGH" where Screech will play a CIA operative who, under the spectre of African diamond smuggling, will be shafted by rare diamonds in his anus by the movie's villian, "MR BIG SHOT" played by William Dafoe. Screech will uncover a vicious CIA plot to use the sale of diamonds to fund the African contras and must stop their war, even offering his own anus as a means of escape for the hungry, homeless and horny terrorists that make up the contras. DUE: APRIL 2009, or probably never.

    08th November 2006 - 06:36:49 AM    
78941 : President Bushy Wushy
Screech, I must invade you.

    08th November 2006 - 08:01:56 AM    
78942 : Michael Oliver
You know, I came to a realization the other day: I'm never happier than when I have a big, thick, erect cock inside my brownpipe. I just love everything about being anally violated - the painful penetration, the sound of thigh slapping against ass, the unbeatable feeling of having a gallon of hot sperm unloaded inside of you. It's all just so super.

Dustin, let's hook up, I want to make tender love to you all night and then be awoken in the morning by the feeling of you gently stroking my ginger pubes.

    08th November 2006 - 09:25:32 AM    
78943 : curt
what a hottie, how do i find your sex web site or sex video?

    08th November 2006 - 09:59:23 AM    
78944 : Mr. M
Wow Screech is visiting my University for some reason or other on Sunday! I'm so excited I might mess me pants!

    08th November 2006 - 11:09:43 AM    
78945 : McRobbie
Amen! Screech is visiting Glamorgan Uni this Sunday...Awesome! We love Screech!

    08th November 2006 - 11:18:46 AM    
78946 : Gay Zack
I want to take a big shit on Dustins face at Glamorgan U this sunday. I will eat loads of taco bell so I can get some good diarrhea built up. I will also eat plenty of oreo cookies so my shit is nice and black. It'll look like coffee grounds being sprayed all over his face. It'll be so sexy that everyone will jerk off and it'll turn ito one big circle jerk and Dustin will be covered from head to toe in man goo. It'll harden as he's trying to walk away and than the school will have a Dustin statue to worship.

    08th November 2006 - 11:51:18 AM    
78947 : Kurt Steinberg
That's in the UK, so I won't be able to make it. :( I'm sure that there must be many UK queers who post here - one of you should take a dump in Diamond's mouth in my honor!

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