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    16th November 2006 - 12:31:57 AM    
79048 : Kurt Steinberg
Renee, this website is for queer fans of Dustin Diamond. There are many demented homosexuals who grew up watching Saved By The Bell while jerking off to Screech. I personally would like to meet Diamond face-to-face in a spa. He could reminisce about the old days until I get tired and then take a shit in the spa. I would then get out and piss in Diamond's jew-fro and fart in his mouth while Diamond attempts to evade the turds that are floating all around him.


    16th November 2006 - 01:01:09 AM    
79049 : nay
i cant believe oh no schreech XXX NO


    16th November 2006 - 03:46:25 AM    
79050 : Ben W
Yo I love the Diamond! I heard crazy things about your porn vid coming up. Maybe after this you can go from Screech to "The Diamond Cutter!"


    16th November 2006 - 04:51:55 AM    
79051 :
Screech, how many dicks do you suck in an average day? How many of them are HIV+?


    16th November 2006 - 05:07:17 AM    
79052 : Fall Out Boy
Hey Scrootch, this is the world's gayest band, FALL OUT BOY, comin' at yer! We've heard a rumor that you like nothing more than having thick, beefy cock after thick, beefy cock ejaculating in your mouth and ass. Well, it's your lucky day, jizzwad! It just so happens that we've been looking for a little Jewish twink bitch like you that we can take on tour with us and use as a gay sex toy, and we think you'd fit the bill! OK, to be honest, we're all hung like children, but the spirit is willing! Call us sometime, you little cockboy!!


    16th November 2006 - 06:09:09 AM    
79053 : charlie
Hello Dustin how are you doing, just wanted you to know you are such a great actor, well i am writing you from the farest place on earth in north america a town called Barrow alaska. And i am a native american and i enjoy all your movies. Well feel free to email me if you like thanks so much.


    16th November 2006 - 09:40:14 AM    
79054 : Jake
All u that r saying crap obout him stfu ur just jealous. U rock screech.


    16th November 2006 - 02:49:48 PM    
79055 : charlie
I had a relationship once where a friend of mine was both attracted to me in lingerie and dominated me. I must say it was very satisfying to be dominated stripped spanked and penetrated. I was also made to orally service this friend in front of another individual that I didn't know. I was also told if I didn't swallow everything I would be made to submit to the other man also.

My friend has at other times made me douche in front of him, and he has douched me himself. Also he liked to make me get on my knees in the shower (at hotels) and then after I serviced him orally to completion and swallowed his spunk then he liked to piss on me and soak both my bra and panties and face then he would let me dry off but not take off my wet bra and panties and then I would get in bed with him and lay with his soft member in my mouth until he is ready to strip me and penetrate me.


    16th November 2006 - 03:03:32 PM    
79056 : Laura from Boston
hey this is Laura from Boston! I'm studying in Swansea Wales right now and we all heard you were coming to Jumpin Jaks in Swansea soon! Lemme know if you're coming because we definately want to stop by and see ya!! Cheers!


    16th November 2006 - 03:55:42 PM    
79057 : Dustin
Hey fellas. As you all surely know, I am a firm believer in the Gospel. That's why I want to make you all aware of my forthcoming sex tape, titled, "Way Up the Master."

It features other celebrity believers such as Kirk Cameron, Jeffrey Jones, And Bobby Thomas, who starred as "Disgruntled patient #2" in "Larry the Cable Guy: The Wacky Proctologist." These men will be sharing the teachings of Christ with you while mercilessly sodomizing my ass. I hope you all buy "Way Up the Master." It's both erotic and educational and all proceeds go to my legal defense fund. I need very good attorneys after that unfortunate incident with Frankie Muniz and a penguin and some goons.


    16th November 2006 - 04:55:44 PM    
79058 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, you look like a total fat-ass and your jew-fro looks really oily in this photo:
http://www.meetin.org/files/news/7650.JPG


    16th November 2006 - 05:01:54 PM    
79059 : Kurt Steinberg
Look at this picture of Diamond. Diamond appears to be locked up in some kind of cage or make-shift prison at Belding's home:
http://legionsofthenight.com/dustinand13h.jpg


    16th November 2006 - 05:31:37 PM    
79060 :
You're right, Kurt. He is one sexy motherfucker.


    16th November 2006 - 06:45:51 PM    
79061 : Kurt Steinberg
Bzzzt!!! Bzzzt!!! Screech, I found some old program code for the sodomy routines you wrote for me. Bzzzt!!!

First program:

> INITIATE SODOMY MODE
> TARGET="SCREECH"
> SPEECH MODE - SAY "MUST SODOMIZE SCREECH"
> REPEAT
> LOCATE AND DETAIN TARGET
> TARGET HELD
> IGNORE PROTESTATIONS OF TARGET
> INITIATE ERECTION PROCEDURE
> PROCEDURE COMPLETE
> COMMENCE INSERTION
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> WITHDRAW
> THRUST
> SPEECH MODE "ZOINKS...I'M GONNA CUM!"
> COMMENCE EJACULATION PROCEDURE
> COMMENCE EJECTION OF WASTE LIQUIDS
> PROCEDURE COMPLETE
> DONKEY-PUNCH TARGET
> INITIATE CIGARETTE-SMOKING MODE

Second program:

100 //COMMENT: THIS PROGRAM INITIATES A HOT SCAT AND RAPE MODE//
105 //COMMENT: 2005, KURT STEINBERG//
110 ACTIVATE METAL CLAWS
115 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION SUBROUTINE//
120 TARGET = SLATER
125 ANNOUNCE "MUST ACQUIRE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM SLATER"
130 DETAIN TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS
135 FORCE BURRITOS AND EX-LAX DOWN TARGET'S THROAt
140 REMOVE TARGET'S BAGGY ACID-WASHED JEANS
145 INSERT FUNNEL BELOW TARGET'S BUTTHOLE
150 COLLECT DIARRHEA SPECIMEN FROM TARGET
155 STORE DIARRHEA SPECIMEN IN METAL CHEST
160 //COMMENT: FECES ACQUISITION COMPLETE//
165 TARGET = SCREECH
170 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE
175 DARKNESS DETECTED?
180 IF NO, GOTO 175
182 IF YES, GOTO 185
185 //COMMENT: DARKNESS DETECTED, TIME TO ATTACK SLEEPING SCREECH//
190 ROLL OVER TO SIDE OF TARGET'S BED
195 GRAB TARGET'S GONZO NOSE WITH 1ST METAL CLAW
200 IGNORE CRIES FOR HELP FROM TARGET
205 CUT THROUGH TARGET'S ZUBAZ WITH 2ND METAL CLAW
210 ERECT AND EXTEND METAL PENIS
215 BOUNCE TARGET UP AND DOWN ON METAL PENIS
220 RECTAL BLEEDING DETECTED?
225 IF NO, GOTO 215
230 IF YES, EJACULATE OILY LOAD INTO TARGET
235 PULL TARGET ONTO FLOOR
240 EJECT STORED DIARRHEA SPECIMEN ONTO TARGET'S POOFY AFRO
245 PICK UP TARGET WITH METAL CLAWS AND THROW DOWN STAIRS
250 ENTER HIBERNATE MODE
255 END


    16th November 2006 - 06:52:28 PM    
79062 : Kurt Steinberg
Those routines were obviously written for Kevin the Robot, not me.


    16th November 2006 - 08:40:23 PM    
79063 :
Hi,
Anyone visit Screech at his Port Washington Home Lately?
-Mr. Dragon.


    16th November 2006 - 10:08:09 PM    
79064 : diamondcutter
Kurt,

Could you set up an alternate program for Kevin to perform a "dirty sanchez" on Screech?


    16th November 2006 - 11:01:20 PM    
79065 : Angry Fan
Stealing dustindiamond.com and refusing to give it back is bad. Turning this place into a den of disgusting perverts is worse!!! Almost as bad is Screeech turning dirty. You corrupted him!!!!!


    16th November 2006 - 11:24:59 PM    
79066 : Angry Fan
Could I have a cock up my ass too while you are at it?


    16th November 2006 - 11:30:38 PM    
79067 : Angry Fan
That was an imposter. STOP STEALING NAMES YOU DIRTY PERVERT!!!

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