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    17th November 2006 - 09:18:36 PM    
79088 : Angry Fan
I'm the real angry fan. POSER!!!! POSER!!!!


    17th November 2006 - 09:29:39 PM    
79089 : diamondcutter
VH1'S HIT FITNESS & NUTRITION SERIES "CELEBRITY FIT CLUB" IS BACK FOR A FIFTH SEASON PREMIERING APRIL OF '07

Maureen McCormick, Dustin Diamond, Tiffany, Cledus T. Judd, Da Brat,

Ross "The Intern" Mathews, Kimberley Locke And Warren G

Will Be Getting Back In Shape This Season On "Celebrity Fit Club 5"

Hosted By Actor/Comedian ANT

Santa Monica, CA, November 17, 2006 - Get in swimsuit shape for summer with your favorite celebrities with an all new season of "Celebrity Fit Club." VH1's popular fitness, nutrition and drama series is back for a fifth season premiering in April 2007.

Ready to shed their inhibitions' and a few pounds the "Celebrity Fit Club 5" cast is set to climb on the giant scales as they throw their weight around and compete for cash and prizes. This season's cast includes Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch), Dustin Diamond (Saved By The Bell), Tiffany (pop star), Cledus T. Judd (country music artist), Da Brat (Hip Hop Artist), Ross "The Intern" Mathews (The Tonight Show), Kimberley Locke (American Idol) and Warren G (rapper). This spring will have them embarking on their own grueling fitness journeys while also working together to reach their fitness goals.

The cast for season five of "Celebrity Fit Club" is our fittest yet so drill sergeant Harvey Walden IV has plans to work them harder than ever. Also back are nutritional & diet expert, Dr. Ian Smith and host ANT and this season we have a new psychotherapist, Stacy Kaiser.

Source: VH1.com


    17th November 2006 - 11:45:53 PM    
79090 : Angry Fan
I want all of you fags to ride my ass


    18th November 2006 - 12:26:46 AM    
79091 : Deucer
Diamond, when you appear on Celebrity Shit Club please make sure to work out in tight-fitting zubaz with no underwear for the benefit of your queer fanbase. Thanks buddy.


    18th November 2006 - 04:31:47 AM    
79092 :
Gawd I hate "I think we're alone now" Tiffany...


    18th November 2006 - 05:37:44 AM    
79093 : DUSTEN
HI I'M DUSTEN DYMOUND AND I LYKE TO GET FUCKED UP THE ASS WITH BIG ASS COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    18th November 2006 - 05:43:18 AM    
79094 : Crotchsniffer
Yes dustin I agree with deucer, but please also sell me your zubaz once you have finished wearing them. I would also be very grateful if you could make sure that the crotch area is very heavily soiled with sweat from your balls and ass. if you could also leave skidmarks or maybe even wear them directly after receiving anal sex that would be even better. tnx for your attention.

PS are you into enemas?



    18th November 2006 - 08:28:18 AM    
79095 : merv
this is very fake!
sumtimes it says i and sumtimes it ses he!


    18th November 2006 - 08:46:31 AM    
79096 :
screech make sure to wash your hiv+ sweat off the exercise equipment when you finish on celebrity fight club, you could be putting some of your castmates at risk


    18th November 2006 - 07:58:06 PM    
79097 : Angry Fan
Can someone give me a vagina implant? I don't want to be queer anymore!!!


    19th November 2006 - 07:13:00 AM    
79098 : Jm J. Bullock
hey SCRUNGE, a few days ago I sent you a package, did you get it? Did you open the ziplock bag that was inside and inhale the heavenly aroma therein? Well i've got news for you sucka...YOU HAVE AIDS NOW!!!!!!! y'see, I boiled some of my HIV+ jizz and collected the vapor in that bag, and then I added a nice 'n' spicy HIV+ fart, sealed it up and sent it to you!!!

if for some reason my brilliantly flawless did not succeed, meet me out back of the Denny's on hollywood boulevard tues eve and I'll poz you up properly, you fucking scum-shit grandma douche!!!!!!! you bring your ass and I'll bring the AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    19th November 2006 - 01:31:33 PM    
79099 : Kanye West
This is a factual incident that happen several years ago and I thought I might share it with those of you who may be interested. You may call it sick, weird, perverted or whatever, but it was an exhilarating experience.

My next door neighbor, had been widowed and was rasing his three daughters. The oldest was 19 at the time and in college. She always had to assume the mother responsibilities as she was 14 when her mother tragically died. The sisters were only 8 and 11 at the time or their mother's death, however this particular incident took place five years later.

Since his daughters were getting older the father decided to take his kids to Hawaii for a two week vacation, he wished to make a memory, before they were grown and out on their own. In their absence he asked if I would check on the house and feed the parakeets and canaries.

When I first went into the house I heard a buzzer and thought I had set off some kind of alarm. As it turned out it was an alarm clock that sounded in the 13 year old’s bedroom. Naturally, I went in to turn it off. Her room was typical teen, with posters of pop music protagonists and other adornments.

Most noticeable was her lack of housekeeping skills. There were clothes thrown everywhere. The only organization was a pile of her more intimate ware which appeared to have come from the clothes dryer and dumped on the bed. Being a connoisseur of panties I could not help but observe numerous pairs of sexy undergarments.

One by one I viewed and examined each. I could not help but wondered if her mother were still alive if she would have permitted a daughter at this age to adorn such panties. Typically you would imagine white cotton brief styles, but there were none in her collection. In place were lacy black low rises and hot pink see through bikinis. Most impressive were a pair of white sheer and multi colored pastel embroidered. They must have been her favorite as she had several pair exactly alike.

To say the collection was arousing would be an understatement. It almost made me forget my intended purpose. After feeding the feathery creatures in the aviary I went back home an slipped into a pair of my silky panties.

The following morning I noticed the newspaper in the driveway, so being a good neighbor and not wanting to give felons notice the residents were not at home, I thought it appropriate to immediately take it inside. After placing the Tribune on a table, I just had to return to the one bedroom for another inspection. The embroidered panties were like a magnet. I picked them up and said to my self that no I shouldn’t, but the little devil on my shoulder said go for it. So I unsnapped and unzipped my shorts and let them fall to the floor.

The panties were rather sung, but she was the chubbiest of the three girls so they were not uncomfortable. To the contrary feeling was awesome so I stepped back into my shorts an returned home. I don’t know if were the fact I was being so naughty or exactly what, but all day long I was in a state of elation.

In the ensuing days I took the liberty to explore the lingerie of the next older sister. Her array was similar, and I did model a few pair, but nothing stimulated me like those of her baby sister. I was, in a selfish way, saddened in to see them return.

I originally had full intentions of returning the panties, but somehow they never made them back to that cluttered bedroom. As a matter of fact I am wearing those wonderful mementos as I write this narrative.


    19th November 2006 - 01:37:21 PM    
79100 : $CR33Ch!111!!

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19th November 2006 - 01:31:33 PM
79099 : Kanye West
This is a factual incident that happen several years ago and I thought I might share it with those of you who may be interested. You may call it sick, weird, perverted or whatever, but it was an exhilarating experience.

My next door neighbor, had been widowed and was rasing his three daughters. The oldest was 19 at the time and in college. She always had to assume the mother responsibilities as she was 14 when her mother tragically died. The sisters were only 8 and 11 at the time or their mother's death, however this particular incident took place five years later.

Since his daughters were getting older the father decided to take his kids to Hawaii for a two week vacation, he wished to make a memory, before they were grown and out on their own. In their absence he asked if I would check on the house and feed the parakeets and canaries.

When I first went into the house I heard a buzzer and thought I had set off some kind of alarm. As it turned out it was an alarm clock that sounded in the 13 year old’s bedroom. Naturally, I went in to turn it off. Her room was typical teen, with posters of pop music protagonists and other adornments.

Most noticeable was her lack of housekeeping skills. There were clothes thrown everywhere. The only organization was a pile of her more intimate ware which appeared to have come from the clothes dryer and dumped on the bed. Being a connoisseur of panties I could not help but observe numerous pairs of sexy undergarments.

One by one I viewed and examined each. I could not help but wondered if her mother were still alive if she would have permitted a daughter at this age to adorn such panties. Typically you would imagine white cotton brief styles, but there were none in her collection. In place were lacy black low rises and hot pink see through bikinis. Most impressive were a pair of white sheer and multi colored pastel embroidered. They must have been her favorite as she had several pair exactly alike.

To say the collection was arousing would be an understatement. It almost made me forget my intended purpose. After feeding the feathery creatures in the aviary I went back home an slipped into a pair of my silky panties.

The following morning I noticed the newspaper in the driveway, so being a good neighbor and not wanting to give felons notice the residents were not at home, I thought it appropriate to immediately take it inside. After placing the Tribune on a table, I just had to return to the one bedroom for another inspection. The embroidered panties were like a magnet. I picked them up and said to my self that no I shouldn’t, but the little devil on my shoulder said go for it. So I unsnapped and unzipped my shorts and let them fall to the floor.

The panties were rather sung, but she was the chubbiest of the three girls so they were not uncomfortable. To the contrary feeling was awesome so I stepped back into my shorts an returned home. I don’t know if were the fact I was being so naughty or exactly what, but all day long I was in a state of elation.

In the ensuing days I took the liberty to explore the lingerie of the next older sister. Her array was similar, and I did model a few pair, but nothing stimulated me like those of her baby sister. I was, in a selfish way, saddened in to see them return.

I originally had full intentions of returning the panties, but somehow they never made them back to that cluttered bedroom. As a matter of fact I am wearing those wonderful mementos as I write this narrative.


19th November 2006 - 07:13:00 AM
79098 : Jm J. Bullock
hey SCRUNGE, a few days ago I sent you a package, did you get it? Did you open the ziplock bag that was inside and inhale the heavenly aroma therein? Well i've got news for you sucka...YOU HAVE AIDS NOW!!!!!!! y'see, I boiled some of my HIV+ jizz and collected the vapor in that bag, and then I added a nice 'n' spicy HIV+ fart, sealed it up and sent it to you!!!

if for some reason my brilliantly flawless did not succeed, meet me out back of the Denny's on hollywood boulevard tues eve and I'll poz you up properly, you fucking scum-shit grandma douche!!!!!!! you bring your ass and I'll bring the AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


18th November 2006 - 07:58:06 PM
79097 : Angry Fan
Can someone give me a vagina implant? I don't want to be queer anymore!!!


18th November 2006 - 08:46:31 AM
79096 :
screech make sure to wash your hiv+ sweat off the exercise equipment when you finish on celebrity fight club, you could be putting some of your castmates at risk


18th November 2006 - 08:28:18 AM
79095 : merv
this is very fake!
sumtimes it says i and sumtimes it ses he!


18th November 2006 - 05:43:18 AM
79094 : Crotchsniffer
Yes dustin I agree with deucer, but please also sell me your zubaz once you have finished wearing them. I would also be very grateful if you could make sure that the crotch area is very heavily soiled with sweat from your balls and ass. if you could also leave skidmarks or maybe even wear them directly after receiving anal sex that would be even better. tnx for your attention.

PS are you into enemas?



18th November 2006 - 05:37:44 AM
79093 : DUSTEN
HI I'M DUSTEN DYMOUND AND I LYKE TO GET FUCKED UP THE ASS WITH BIG ASS COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


18th November 2006 - 04:31:47 AM
79092 :
Gawd I hate "I think we're alone now" Tiffany...


18th November 2006 - 12:26:46 AM
79091 : Deucer
Diamond, when you appear on Celebrity Shit Club please make sure to work out in tight-fitting zubaz with no underwear for the benefit of your queer fanbase. Thanks buddy.


17th November 2006 - 11:45:53 PM
79090 : Angry Fan
I want all of you fags to ride my ass


17th November 2006 - 09:29:39 PM
79089 : diamondcutter
VH1'S HIT FITNESS & NUTRITION SERIES "CELEBRITY FIT CLUB" IS BACK FOR A FIFTH SEASON PREMIERING APRIL OF '07

Maureen McCormick, Dustin Diamond, Tiffany, Cledus T. Judd, Da Brat,

Ross "The Intern" Mathews, Kimberley Locke And Warren G

Will Be Getting Back In Shape This Season On "Celebrity Fit Club 5"

Hosted By Actor/Comedian ANT

Santa Monica, CA, November 17, 2006 - Get in swimsuit shape for summer with your favorite celebrities with an all new season of "Celebrity Fit Club." VH1's popular fitness, nutrition and drama series is back for a fifth season premiering in April 2007.

Ready to shed their inhibitions' and a few pounds the "Celebrity Fit Club 5" cast is set to climb on the giant scales as they throw their weight around and compete for cash and prizes. This season's cast includes Maureen McCormick (The Brady Bunch), Dustin Diamond (Saved By The Bell), Tiffany (pop star), Cledus T. Judd (country music artist), Da Brat (Hip Hop Artist), Ross "The Intern" Mathews (The Tonight Show), Kimberley Locke (American Idol) and Warren G (rapper). This spring will have them embarking on their own grueling fitness journeys while also working together to reach their fitness goals.

The cast for season five of "Celebrity Fit Club" is our fittest yet so drill sergeant Harvey Walden IV has plans to work them harder than ever. Also back are nutritional & diet expert, Dr. Ian Smith and host ANT and this season we have a new psychotherapist, Stacy Kaiser.

Source: VH1.com


17th November 2006 - 09:18:36 PM
79088 : Angry Fan
I'm the real angry fan. POSER!!!! POSER!!!!


17th November 2006 - 06:29:22 PM
79087 : Angry Fan
Hey Scrog, do you remember the episode where Mr Belding took you out for dinner at Taco Bell? Remember how overjoyed you were to be "hangin' with Mr. B."? Remember how much less overjoyed you were when, while walking you home, Mr Belding suddenly threw you on the ground and forced his leathery middle-aged erection into your tight teen buttpipe? Remember how after he'd unloaded in your rectum, he dropped trow and ripped nasty taco flavored ass on your fro? Remember how for several weeks later your ringhole hung open like an old sock and your fro stank of belding's bowels? Mr. B. sure got you good that time!


17th November 2006 - 05:10:35 PM
79086 : Kurt Steinberg
Check this out: http://www.tv.com/celebrity-fit-club/show/20431/celebrity-fit-club-5/topic/9524-298273/msgs.html

According to that forum, Diamond's chunky ass is supposed to appear on Celebrity Fit Club 5. Imagine how much spank fodder his appearance will provide for all of the queers who post here! Is there any doubt that Diamond will "dork it up" on that show?


17th November 2006 - 05:04:23 PM
79085 :
What happened to the savedbythebellnow.com forum? It's gone! http://www.activewebhosting.com/offline/?www.savedbythebellnow.com


17th November 2006 - 02:46:35 PM
79084 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, is it true that Mr. Belding was a substitute teacher for your Bayside Science class one time in the early 1990s when Mr. Dewey was sick? Is it further true that Belding was teaching a class on optics and refraction? I seem to recall that he took the whole class outside on a sunny April day and made you drop your pants and lie on the ground. He then pulled out a magnifying lens and positioned it to focus light from the sun's rays directly onto your ding dong. The focused light acted much like a laser and quickly lit your wang on fire and smoke came off your brunging flesh. That was a cool episode.


17th November 2006 - 02:39:04 PM
79083 : Mentos Diet Coke Bloke
Snitch, I heard a rumor that you were broke and that your ass cleaning high pressure water cleaning thingee was broken too and now that you've resorted to putting Mentos into Diet Coke bottles and washing your ass with the upward streaming liquid as it gorges and cleans out your ass.

Is this story of your "poor man's" Clioronic Irrigation true?

Why won't you answer me Snitchy? Maybe if I repeat your name repeadeley in a tone that requires you to answer then you will speak? Screech, Snoope? Snack? Snatch? Sacks? Sret?


17th November 2006 - 01:01:47 PM
79082 : Gay Zack
Screech, I want to shove a bottle of water up your ass, except the water will have some beta fish in it. Once inside your rectum, the betas will fight and you will be able to feel them hit your prostate. It's such an intense orgasm. Right before you climax, I want to kick you in the stomach with a pair of steel toe work boots, than I'd shove a broom stick up your ass and break it off. I love you Screech.


17th November 2006 - 07:39:59 AM
79081 : Hulk Hogan, Brotha!
Screech, Brova! I got something to tell ya, Brotha. I'm you're brotha, Brotha! Oh brotha! I'm your brotha! You see Brotha I was brothering your brothering mother, brotha and filling her with my brotherly love when, unexpecadley, I she gave birth to you, brotha..which I guess means I'm your father, brotha. Now why don't we have a family reunion brotha at WWE's Wrestlemania 24 brotha and have ourselves a match brotha. It'll be icon vs icon, legend vs legend. Picture this brotha, Hulk Hogan vs Screech in a falls count anywhere, no-holds-barred, oil rubdown toilet match where the loser gets spitroasted by the loser and has to leave RAW forever! I can't wait brotha, to step into the ring and dump my hot load into you, brotha! SO WHAT CHEW GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTA RIPS OFF YOUR ZUBAZ AND DUMPS HIS SALTY LOAD INTO CHEW? BROTHA! Now where's my million? WHERE?!


17th November 2006 - 05:44:19 AM
79080 : Dumb Jock - Season 3
Yo Screech, hey it's me, Dumb Jock from Season 3 - people been telling me I got you pregnant after I blew my load when I 'accidentally' triped over and my erect wang was shafted deep inside your exposed anal cavaity...and I heard that you ran to the toilet and was pushing real, real hard so hard in fact that everybody heard you screaming in agony trying to get the child out. I heard that you gave birth and now my friends rib me saying you "gave birth to a steaming pile of brown poo" and I was informed that I should start paying child support. Screech, please tell me you didn't flush the thing down the loo!

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    19th November 2006 - 03:45:21 PM    
79101 : Suuulater
heeyyy Buuddddy. Just droppin by to ask why you never answered me in the bathroom...I could clearly see your Skidz thru the glory hole in the wall, and I'd know that pubic afro anywhere....are you mad at me for some reason?


    20th November 2006 - 12:54:11 AM    
79102 : Deucer
Screech let's hook up, I yearn to rub my nutsac with your lustrous jew-fro. I will treat you to a three-hour "tantric spit-roast" with my life-partner Ramone. Once all 3 of us have achieved heretofore unexplored heights of ecstacy, I will drop trow and grunt out a link into your mouth. Whaddayasay?


    20th November 2006 - 01:16:59 AM    
79103 : John
Holy Shit weren't you Jessi Spannow in Saved By The Bell


    20th November 2006 - 03:17:46 AM    
79104 :
http://sirendvd.com/shop/popup_image.php?pID=4807&image=1&osCsid=f9f512e657a86cec2f7a7e7c9d9ced00


    20th November 2006 - 03:56:39 AM    
79105 : DIAMOND H8R 2000
dear screch diamond: I H8 yOU!!!! GO EAT A SHIT YOU SLAP ASS!!!!!!!!


    20th November 2006 - 05:38:00 AM    
79106 : Bart Simpson
Hey, don't have a cow man Screech, it's me - Bart Simpson. You know, over the years, many people have asked me why I always seem to be mooning everyone, and how I seem to like to take pictures of my own ass. Hell, I've even been known to warm my behind with the school photocopier. Well, I cannot hide from the truth no longer. For you see I have secretly been jacking off to pictures of my own butt and sending the sordid pictures to TV's "Screech".

I hope you enjoyed the pictures and that they have allowed you into NAMBLA. Next time you're over you can EAT MY SHORTS!


    20th November 2006 - 06:12:15 AM    
79107 : Father O\'Boyfucker
Bart my boy, as an eternal 10-year old you would be perfect for NAMBLA! Please come along the next meeting in your area. I hear Hans Moleman is a member.

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