|16th November 2006 - 11:40:24 PM|
|79068 : Trust The Dust|
|His web site will be operational soon. Dustin Diamond is doing the whole design in Flash but doing it himself with Dreamweaver.
He just put up a temporary placeholder for a while. Flash takes time.
|16th November 2006 - 11:45:37 PM|
|79069 : Kurt Steinberg|
|Diamondcutter, I'll get working on a dirty sanchez program for Kevin the Robot. I don't know who wrote the first program I posted below, but it wasn't me. Maybe it was Deucer?|
|16th November 2006 - 11:47:58 PM|
|79070 : Trust The Dust|
|That's what he said on April 28, 2005.
|17th November 2006 - 12:09:58 AM|
|79071 : Angry Fan|
|Hey Kurt, Deucer, Dner, Diamondcutter:
Meet me for some hot dumpster action at the IHOP in Glendale. I heard that there are some hot Beldings there wanting a little of my jew-fro ASS!!!!!
|17th November 2006 - 12:22:00 AM|
|79072 : Angry Fan|
|LIAR! That's not me!!! Just like this isn't Screech's real web page!!!!!|
|17th November 2006 - 12:27:21 AM|
|79073 : Sad Fan|
|It's sad he has to tell dirty jokes now.
|17th November 2006 - 12:31:31 AM|
|79074 : Angry Fan|
|Don't beleive that last post. My asshole puckers with anticipation.|
|17th November 2006 - 12:33:17 AM|
|79075 : Angry Fan|
|STOP IT !!!!!!!!!!!!|
|17th November 2006 - 12:36:44 AM|
|79076 : Angry Fan|
|I'm horny for some man action. I want all of you to violate my slightly soiled puckered starfish.
please... please... PLEASE!!!!!!
I lust for your collective sperm spraying my bum!!!
|17th November 2006 - 12:45:09 AM|
|79077 : SALTY|
I think it is time for you to come out of the closet. Are you afraid that you are queer? There is nothing to be ashamed of. You wouldn't keep coming back here if you weren't a fag. That's why we all come back here: so we can find some hot gay dumpster action.
Set yourself free for your own sake. You won't be disappointed!!! :)
|17th November 2006 - 01:00:11 AM|
|79078 : Angry Fan|
You're right, I can't go on living this lie. I've decided that I'm going to join the navy and travel the world having insane amounts of hot gay sex with my shipmates and exotic men in far-off lands. All aboard!!
Yours in gayness
Angry Fan (the real one)
|17th November 2006 - 01:12:26 AM|
|79079 : SALTY|
|Thats a good way to share SE(A)MEN!!!|
|17th November 2006 - 05:44:19 AM|
|79080 : Dumb Jock - Season 3|
|Yo Screech, hey it's me, Dumb Jock from Season 3 - people been telling me I got you pregnant after I blew my load when I 'accidentally' triped over and my erect wang was shafted deep inside your exposed anal cavaity...and I heard that you ran to the toilet and was pushing real, real hard so hard in fact that everybody heard you screaming in agony trying to get the child out. I heard that you gave birth and now my friends rib me saying you "gave birth to a steaming pile of brown poo" and I was informed that I should start paying child support. Screech, please tell me you didn't flush the thing down the loo!|
|17th November 2006 - 07:39:59 AM|
|79081 : Hulk Hogan, Brotha!|
|Screech, Brova! I got something to tell ya, Brotha. I'm you're brotha, Brotha! Oh brotha! I'm your brotha! You see Brotha I was brothering your brothering mother, brotha and filling her with my brotherly love when, unexpecadley, I she gave birth to you, brotha..which I guess means I'm your father, brotha. Now why don't we have a family reunion brotha at WWE's Wrestlemania 24 brotha and have ourselves a match brotha. It'll be icon vs icon, legend vs legend. Picture this brotha, Hulk Hogan vs Screech in a falls count anywhere, no-holds-barred, oil rubdown toilet match where the loser gets spitroasted by the loser and has to leave RAW forever! I can't wait brotha, to step into the ring and dump my hot load into you, brotha! SO WHAT CHEW GONNA DO WHEN THE HULKSTA RIPS OFF YOUR ZUBAZ AND DUMPS HIS SALTY LOAD INTO CHEW? BROTHA! Now where's my million? WHERE?!|
|17th November 2006 - 01:01:47 PM|
|79082 : Gay Zack|
|Screech, I want to shove a bottle of water up your ass, except the water will have some beta fish in it. Once inside your rectum, the betas will fight and you will be able to feel them hit your prostate. It's such an intense orgasm. Right before you climax, I want to kick you in the stomach with a pair of steel toe work boots, than I'd shove a broom stick up your ass and break it off. I love you Screech.|
|17th November 2006 - 02:39:04 PM|
|79083 : Mentos Diet Coke Bloke|
|Snitch, I heard a rumor that you were broke and that your ass cleaning high pressure water cleaning thingee was broken too and now that you've resorted to putting Mentos into Diet Coke bottles and washing your ass with the upward streaming liquid as it gorges and cleans out your ass.
Is this story of your "poor man's" Clioronic Irrigation true?
Why won't you answer me Snitchy? Maybe if I repeat your name repeadeley in a tone that requires you to answer then you will speak? Screech, Snoope? Snack? Snatch? Sacks? Sret?
|17th November 2006 - 02:46:35 PM|
|79084 : Kurt Steinberg|
|Diamond, is it true that Mr. Belding was a substitute teacher for your Bayside Science class one time in the early 1990s when Mr. Dewey was sick? Is it further true that Belding was teaching a class on optics and refraction? I seem to recall that he took the whole class outside on a sunny April day and made you drop your pants and lie on the ground. He then pulled out a magnifying lens and positioned it to focus light from the sun's rays directly onto your ding dong. The focused light acted much like a laser and quickly lit your wang on fire and smoke came off your brunging flesh. That was a cool episode.|
|17th November 2006 - 05:04:23 PM|
|What happened to the savedbythebellnow.com forum? It's gone! http://www.activewebhosting.com/offline/?www.savedbythebellnow.com|
|17th November 2006 - 05:10:35 PM|
|79086 : Kurt Steinberg|
|Check this out: http://www.tv.com/celebrity-fit-club/show/20431/celebrity-fit-club-5/topic/9524-298273/msgs.html
According to that forum, Diamond's chunky ass is supposed to appear on Celebrity Fit Club 5. Imagine how much spank fodder his appearance will provide for all of the queers who post here! Is there any doubt that Diamond will "dork it up" on that show?
|17th November 2006 - 06:29:22 PM|
|79087 : Angry Fan|
|Hey Scrog, do you remember the episode where Mr Belding took you out for dinner at Taco Bell? Remember how overjoyed you were to be "hangin' with Mr. B."? Remember how much less overjoyed you were when, while walking you home, Mr Belding suddenly threw you on the ground and forced his leathery middle-aged erection into your tight teen buttpipe? Remember how after he'd unloaded in your rectum, he dropped trow and ripped nasty taco flavored ass on your fro? Remember how for several weeks later your ringhole hung open like an old sock and your fro stank of belding's bowels? Mr. B. sure got you good that time!|