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    03rd December 2006 - 08:27:24 PM    
79168 : Rocco
Diamond you sad fucker. Please stabilize your website. Lately everytime I want to crack one off your website is down! What's going on? Is fake wife spilling food on the Packard Bell 386 this site runs on? If so at least put a simple sheet of plastic over it. While I've got your attention I was wondering if you would like to join me for an early christmas party? I would like to run over you with a steamroller then take a beafy shit on your flattened body. Let me know when this can be arranged.


    03rd December 2006 - 10:12:11 PM    
79169 : greg

    03rd December 2006 - 10:17:20 PM    
79170 : rupert
hey screech, i wanna see you on asap!

    04th December 2006 - 05:55:09 AM    

    04th December 2006 - 07:00:05 AM    
HEY SCROOGE. Its Christmas Day. When Are You Gonna Pluck My Chicken, And By Chicken I Mean Ass And By Pluck I Mean 'Zoink', And More Importantly When Is Santa Coming Down My Chimney? By Santa I Mean You And By Chimney I Mean My Throat?

Will Scrodge McDuck be involved in some way?

    04th December 2006 - 07:05:49 AM    
79173 : Bill Murray
Scrooge. I heard that you are remaking Ghostbusters; I Can't Wait To See Your Version Of Slimer (Ie: You Being Slimed On With Proton Juices), I Can't Wait To See Your Pot Belly Running Down New York Yelling "Get Outta The Way" With A Big Vaccum Cleaner On Your Bag With A Dustbag Full Of Your Semen. I Can't Wait To See How You Reunite Ac Slater, Zack And Mister Belding With That Token Black Kid With The Croky Voice As A Comic Sidekick? Are You Playing The Rick Moranis Role? Screech, I Can't Wait To See The Four/Five Of You On Top Of A 2 Storey Building Fighting A Demi-god where you have to cross your streams, get splattered by white juices and scream "GAWD I LOVE NEW YORK!" at the top of your lungs before being chased into a black screen by the Slimer ghost?

Scroodge, Scret, Screeh - or whatever your SCREECHING name is; look - we all want to see - "SCREECH'D: A Ghostbusters Rip Off Christmas"!

    04th December 2006 - 07:15:55 AM    

    04th December 2006 - 08:43:48 AM    
79175 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, let's hook up soon. I want to share a romantic kiss with you. Actually, I want you to kiss my asshole right when a meaty turd is being expelled. You must be creaming your pants just thinking about this tremendous offer! Let's get together.

    04th December 2006 - 09:15:00 AM    
79176 : Double D
Yum. I can't wait to feed my lawyers with all the ISPs I've been collecting from this cybersquatting website for the past 2 years.

You gonna get served.

See in you court!

    04th December 2006 - 09:35:40 AM    
79177 : Kurt Steinberg
Double D, please enlighten us. How exactly are you going to collect IP addresses (not ISPs) when you aren't the owner of this website and the real owner, Max Goldberg, apparently hates you? You already got your ass handed to you in 2004 by the UDRP arbitration board, are you thirsty for more?

You do realize that you'll have to subpoena the IP addresses of the people who post here, don't you? Courts don't simply hand those over absent a strong showing that you have a cause of action against people who post here. So what's your cause of action "Double D"? Oh wait, you don't hace one, do you?

    04th December 2006 - 11:43:47 AM    
79178 : Rocco
Double D,
It would be worth my time and money just to get to see your pathetic ass in person. Unfortunately for you I didn't find my attorney on the back of a matchbook found on the floor of an Arby's like you did. Look forward to your impending litigation. Mabey afterwards we can have some anal buggery in the courthouse dumpster! Fat pig fake wife is NOT invited!


    04th December 2006 - 12:13:11 PM    
79179 : Jennifer Misner
You guys better watch what you say about my man! I'll clobber all of you with my fat and then smother your face with my Arby's flavored pussy juice! You'll be slimier than Dustin's beard.

    04th December 2006 - 12:19:41 PM    
79180 : Jennifer Misner
You guys just don't understand what a nice, caring, generous person Dustin is. Before I met him I was sitting on my fat ass, watching daytime TV all day only able to afford 2 Beef N Cheddars a day and having to supplement the rest of my diet with homemade ones (cheezewhiz on buns). Now that I met Dustin, I have an unlimited supply of real Beef N Cheddars, while I get fatter and fatter watching daytime TV. He even gives me therapeutic wristbands when I get sore from eating too many. You guys will never understand that kind of love.

    04th December 2006 - 12:26:42 PM    
79181 : Jennifer Misner
Once Diamond and I get through with suing you guys, I'm suing Arby's for polluting my womb and causing my misscariage and making me into a fat bitch who looks like she has down syndrome.

    04th December 2006 - 03:53:47 PM    
79182 : arbys shitpipe
by the way dustin, you piece of shit, this isn't a "cybersquatting" website. "cybersquatting" is when people use the domain with the intention of profiting, this site contains no banners, and the domain is not for sale: so you can suck the dicks of every single person who posts here. this is simply a gay erotica guestbook, mixed with the occasional criticism, and theres nothing you can do about it you hook nosed fatass.

    04th December 2006 - 05:58:11 PM    
79183 : Kurt Steinberg
arbys shitpipe, I remember reading Goldberg's response to Diamond's appeal in the UDRP arbitration action. Goldberg actually wrote this:
"The complaint is without merit. It is a heavy-handed attempt to use money and celebrity—albeit an exceedingly limited kind of celebrity—to suppress artistic freedom and the well-established First Amendment right to create and disseminate parodies of those who are famous, powerful or otherwise in the public eye. This right has been defended by ICANN itself, which specifies that use of domains for parody purposes is in fact a good faith use."

"Mr. Goldberg created in 2001 as an insightful parody of the growing social phenomenon of “has-been-itis.” The site makes fun of the increasingly common spectacle of minor celebrities clinging to the vestiges of their fame long after their moment in the spotlight has passed. An integral component of his parody installation is the wide array of voices—from the public at large—in the free speech forum provided by the site guest book."

    04th December 2006 - 06:02:38 PM    
79184 : Dner
You are an oxymoron. A comedian with no sense of humor. I know I'm breaking character here, but haven't you realized that this is one big joke? Do you really think there is an underground of homosexuals that jerkoff to your pathetic career? You blame us for ruining your image and career but haven't you realized yet that YOU, yes YOU, have destroyed your career. You have pigeonholed yourself with the Screech character. Your music career flopped not because of your "queer fanbase" but because the album sucked. I should know, I actually purchased that piece of shit. And from what I hear, your stand-up show is nothing but a ripoff of other comics. You ripped off your fans with the t-shirt bullshit. And the whole sextape issue hasn't ruined your image either. I believe its actually given you your much needed air time. You should be thanking us. We’ve purchased your DVD’s and other merchandise. We’ve paid some of your bills. Its pretty obvious that we have watched your shows because of the horrible SBTB trivia that we know. Besides, who cares if you 15 minutes of fame are up. Count your losses and get on with your life. Go back to school and get a job. Sure you won’t be the comedic genius that you want to be. But life is about compromises, you can be the funny guy at the water cooler/office brake room instead. Whether or not you’re in the public eye, you’re still going to be recognized as Dustin Diamond. You should focus your efforts on getting on with your life, instead of threatening a pseudo-queer fanbase.


    04th December 2006 - 11:50:43 PM    
79185 : Kurt Steinberg
Diamond, I want to play a game with you. It's called the "Kurt Steinberg game." The rules of this game are simple - you need to ingest everything that comes out of my asshole, whether it be diarrhea, a meaty turd, or a gerbal. If you fail to ingest something, I'll kick you in the junk with steel-toed boots. If you guess correctly, on the other hand, I'll reward you by sodomizing you with a softball bat. Are you interested in playing this game with me?

    05th December 2006 - 12:19:37 AM    
79186 : site admin
come on fellas, let's keep it queer here. no heteros. ok?

    05th December 2006 - 01:11:47 AM    
79187 : Deucer
Kurt, a scat-fetishist friend of mine came up with a move you might be interested in. It's called the "Shitgun" and it involves the sealing of one's lips around the sphincter of a loved one. The protagonist then fires liquid shit down the throat of the receiver and directly into his stomach, just like "shotgunning" a beer. Obviously the poo has to be quite runny or it won't work; but my friend says a couple Taco Bells and some black coffee usually does the trick.

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